Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML
by foshizzle / 04/25/2012 at 2:46am / United States (Florida) / Work
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Grab his face, compliment it, then utter "but we cannot be together".
#5 - On 04/25/2012 at 9:26am by UnearthlyEnemy
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That man obviously knows whats up. Take it as a compliment.
#1 - On 04/25/2012 at 9:23am by Semi_Interested
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