Today, I started my brand new job. I was late because while repairing my favorite pair of high heels, I got superglue in my eye. They had to scrape my cornea and I have to wear an eye patch. I'm now the "new pirate" in the office. FML

by Anonymous / 04/04/2012 at 9:41pm / United States (Georgia) / Work

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  • Arghhhhh

    #2 - On 04/05/2012 at 2:05am by chilearmy123

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  • That sounds very painful! But pirate isn't that bad of a nickname.. At least they didn't call you cyclops or something like that lol.

    #4 - On 04/05/2012 at 2:08am by LaColombianita

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