Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a rush and didn't notice that the bathroom stall I chose at work had a broken lock. Halfway through my business, a coworker barged in. We locked eyes for an awkward eternity. FML
Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML
Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store. After I did a #2, just as I realized the handle on the toilet was broken, a knock came at the door. I tried fixing it for ten minutes, before slipping out the door, to come face to face with two employees coming to fix the toilet. FML
Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML
Today, I was hiding in the toilets at work, catching a quick pee/phone/vape break between patients. Pants down, scrolling my phone, puffing away. Suddenly the stall door opens and my manager is standing in front of me, staring. The stall door latch hadn’t closed properly. Now I can’t look her in the eye. FML
Today, I decided to use the disabled toilet in work to get a little extra privacy while I did my business. The cleaners who unlocked the door from the outside and barged in on me were nice and waited until I finished to apologize and explain there were complaints the door had been locked for days. FML
Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML
Today, I went in the one-person bathroom at work to pee. Next thing I know, a woman forced the locked door open and walked in on me, because she didn't believe another person who said, "I think someone is in there." I'm reluctant to use that bathroom in the future. FML
Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML
Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML
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alyspar2 5
Creeper status.
SkoomaKi 28
It was 50/50. Next time bring pepper spray.
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Comments (136)
alyspar2 5
Creeper status.
shanemaximo 7
Damn sexual deviants. We keep spraying for them and they just keep coming back.
n_epic_fail 14
Sorry, my mom took away my "two girls one cup" video...
TheLoneWandererX 2
Trololololol
kooochris1995 14
You saw me peeking? Crap.
LiveLaughFML 10
I can't really blame the other person. Unless they had cruel intentions or looked at you for longer than they should have, of course. If I walked into a stall and saw a giant hole on the wall, I'd look in it too out of curiosity. (If I didn't know someone was already in the other stall)
Sarahkayla_fml 3
Creeper status ... That's for sure. If it were me I would have asked if they enjoyed the view.
sweetdreams20 0
It's because he picked the stall with the hole in the wall
Clozzie 0
Either choose the stall with the broken handle and hold it shut with your foot OR Choose the stall with the hole and use toilet roll to cover it up.
ZeroIce 12
ssssssssss...BOOM
wittygirl 8
People suck sometimes
JustDerpin 11
Well, wittygirl, that wasn't witty at all.
wittygirl 8
Lol thanks for trying to be on my ass about it, I'm human everyone has their off days. So pardon me witty police I swears I won't do it again please don't spank me.
MoonPhase123 4
I hate going in public bathrooms. I feel all awkward when people are around.
MetallicaRules19 4
Glory hole?
kay2810 9
Some people are just creeps these days :/
iamyummylicious 14
These days? Jack the Ripper anyone?
upyourzlolz 11
Genghis Kahn?
Pixxio_O 11
Pedo bear.
miz_kamakazi 11
Man bear pig? No? Ok, ok, hit me with the thumbs down...
Michael_92 20
@108 okay dude thumbs down just like you said.
SkoomaKi 28
It was 50/50. Next time bring pepper spray.
BrianJRollTide 0
U mean "PEEPER SPRAY"..lol
sweetpea41800 0
When I read that i was like no they mean pepper spray then I read it again lol
heyitslexx 3
That's kinda gross... Who would want to watch sombody go to the bathroom...
GoingCommando93 14
People that have that fetish? There are a lot of people with extremely strange fetishes. Thankfully, I am not one of them.
zakkyzebra 11
Apparently that person would.
danni218 1
Glory hole!
holly1398 5
umm most likely they didn't know anyone was in there
TwinArmageddons 4
76 - Of course they did or they would just ask if someone in there duh
TwinArmageddons 4
76 - Of course they did or they would just ask if someone in there duh
thatssomeBS 9
This guy. I prefer public female urination though...
sockmonkey576 6
There are many sick bastards out there nowadays!:-
wow_chick334 2
shoulda poked them in the eye! :D
ClassyCommando 13
with...
littlegold 7
a finger :p a hand. :p a nail...
boydeee01 7
A spike covered in the juice of a ghost chilly pepper.
bmwguy01 8
^ ouch
alyspar2 5
Wait, which one did you go to...?
instnt1nfction 17
None, he shat in the urinal. /sarcasm.
alyspar2 5
Nawww I thought you were being serious! /sarcasm
Michael_92 20
So do we gave to specify when were being sarcastic now?
Feklfekl2222 32
You should always go for the one with the broken lock and prop it closed with your bag
MigraineurOfLife 15
Doesn't mean it was a girl, a guy Wouldn't carry a purse.
KiddNYC1O 22
Ignorance. ^
keepmeonthedl 7
That's what I do at school since most of the locks on our stalls are broken.
ProhibitionRose 14
They don't call them "man bags" for a reason.
Peaches012 0
Or. If u don't have a bag put ur foot against the door
hateevryone 15
so im guessing you picked the one with the crack in the wall?
hawkey126 0
No. Shit. Pun intended.
thisbitchlys 0
piss on their face.
Pixxio_O 11
The aim would be pretty difficult and awkward if OP's a girl....
phatdaddy62 23
10, are you trying to start a fetish party?
hellogoodbye1996 6
Pretty...but the duck face makes EVERYONE ugly.
hellogoodbye1996 6
A potentially pretty girl making the infamously ugly duck face.