Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a rush and didn't notice that the bathroom stall I chose at work had a broken lock. Halfway through my business, a coworker barged in. We locked eyes for an awkward eternity. FML
Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML
Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store. After I did a #2, just as I realized the handle on the toilet was broken, a knock came at the door. I tried fixing it for ten minutes, before slipping out the door, to come face to face with two employees coming to fix the toilet. FML
Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML
Today, I was hiding in the toilets at work, catching a quick pee/phone/vape break between patients. Pants down, scrolling my phone, puffing away. Suddenly the stall door opens and my manager is standing in front of me, staring. The stall door latch hadn’t closed properly. Now I can’t look her in the eye. FML
Today, I decided to use the disabled toilet in work to get a little extra privacy while I did my business. The cleaners who unlocked the door from the outside and barged in on me were nice and waited until I finished to apologize and explain there were complaints the door had been locked for days. FML
Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML
Today, I went in the one-person bathroom at work to pee. Next thing I know, a woman forced the locked door open and walked in on me, because she didn't believe another person who said, "I think someone is in there." I'm reluctant to use that bathroom in the future. FML
Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML
Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML
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Top comments
alyspar2 5
Creeper status.
SkoomaKi 28
It was 50/50. Next time bring pepper spray.
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Comments (136)
iWoggle 6
So which one did you choose?
BlindyMcGee 2
TIL people on FML don't have common sense.
Michael_92 20
Neither...now isn't that a twist to the story?
harrystylesfan69 5
Im guessing the one with the huge crack.
Icecream93 4
you should have waved :)
nichelback3505 0
Lol u seen my baseballl..
AmbrosiaWriter 17
That's when you scream bloody murder and make him run out, and if someone comes in going "What happened?" You just reply, "Some pervert was trying to peep in on me peeing, just trying to get him to go the hell away."
GracesDelirium 9
I think that's probably the best bet.
wow_chick334 2
probably wasn't peeing if they were in there for more then 2 mins. lol
emstar828 4
All you had to do was put your foot against the door with no lock, thus, avoiding awkward creepers.
kittenvks 11
Unless it was one of those stalls that just has the lock in and no lock surround! In that case it swings in and out and there's no way to really close it while you're using the bathroom ( I hate those damn doors)
Soliz27 2
Its called a glory hole, watch your eye!
HendricksProdigy 0
Ydi, plug the crack with toilet paper
desireev 18
Why should OP have to 'fix' the problem? OP probably doesn't get paid enough to be fixing the nasty restroom! That's the reason janitors are paid pretty well! They get all the nasty jobs...
upyourzlolz 11
I see you don't quite get the point of plugging it with TP.
desireev 18
I do get the point of it! But the crack in the wall then someone peeking in on me would give me a bigger and better reason to raise hell with my bosses! That could, very well, be a fault and a possible lawsuit to the company OP works for. It could get them in trouble. I'm just saying that why should OP fix the problem when OP could get more satisfaction, (and, maybe, even compensation), out of telling the employer and making a big deal out of it. I firmly believe that a matter like that should not be taken lightly!
fyl_darksouljoke 0
Wait, janitors get paid pretty well?! I dont get paid enough to clean the nasty restrooms. Janitors are underpaid and treated like shit.
KiddNYC1O 22
I agree with 20. At my workplace there are unnecessary gaps between the stalls and you have to cover it with a long piece of toilet paper unless you want to be exposed.
KiddNYC1O 22
47- I see what you're saying but op needed to improvise at that moment.
JoeLouisBomber 9
Buy pepper spray aim it at the crack. The second you see an eye spray furiously. Then open stall door and realise you sprayed a kid.....
micahsmommy 13
Why would you choose the one with the crack? At least with the other you just have to hold the door closed. Your job sucks though for not providing you with a proper lavatory.
desireev 18
Let's hope your work is the kind with the 'Flip the switch if the restroom needs attention.' sign and switch. If so, flip the switch until it gets someones attention!
jayapps 0
Are you a girl or boy?
KMFiredancer 0
Irrelevant... Male or female the peeper is a creeper. :/