Today, I got stuck for a while in a hallway between two security doors due to a malfunction. I'm not claustrophobic, but I sure am sensitive to horrifying smells coming from a nearby bathroom stall. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I really had to go to the bathroom. Due to my fear of public restrooms, I made sure it was clear before I started. I heard someone sigh halfway through. Embarrassed, I waited a full ten minutes before leaving the stall, only to see that it was only the automatic air freshener. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom at work. The lock on the stall door broke, and I couldn't open it. I was all alone and I started having a mini panic attack. After several minutes of frantically trying to fix the lock and hyperventilating, I realized I could just crawl under the door. FML
Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML
Today, while at work I went to use the public restroom because I had a severe case of diarrhea. All went well until the timed sensor lights went off and I couldn't leave my stall to get them back on. I sat there for thirty minutes in pure darkness. FML
Today, I was using the bathroom in a department store. When I was finished, I couldn't get the stall door open. I'm claustrophobic and I freaked out and started shouting for help. A 6 year-old boy got the door open for me. It turns out I was pushing when I should have been pulling. FML
Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML
Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML
Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML
Today, I unlocked the door at work and was immediately hit with the most disgusting smell I've ever encountered. Imagine the worst fart you've ever smelled, coupled with sewerage, and mold. The windows don't open. I have the door wide open and have used a whole can of Glen 20. It has done nothing. FML
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Top comments
khaya 9
Of all the shit that could have happened.
IrishJesus 5
"Release the GAS!"
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Comments (59)
coltsboy07 0
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bluebell707 13
Lol I suck at this commenting thing.
tparis12345 4
Shitty situation
Internut 6
Shitty comments.
GoW_Chick 15
2 You said "I suck," and I can't help but wonder if you were talking about your comment, or something else entirely.
tparis12345 4
**** you internut
Michael_92 20
I was gonna say I bet the dog left the comment but then it hit me like a bus hits a child...the dog would leave a better comment ha
kooochris1995 14
Yes you do #2
instnt1nfction 17
The moderators edited #2's comment.
ladyLALAA 29
Haha, does anyone know what the comment was before?
instnt1nfction 17
Before it was just "lol"
skibutter 1
lol comment moderaters FTW
rocker_chick105 31
They want you OP, but dont do it! DONT GO THERE OP!
Cryathalon 4
thats what happens when you hire ex nazi's for security... Huk huk huk
khaya 9
Of all the shit that could have happened.
pinkcrayola 0
Yeah, that must really stink, OP.
tparis123456 3
Sounds like a shitty situation
tparis1234567 4
Why do my comments keep disappearing. All I said was it done be a shitty situation
thatonewhitegirl 0
cheng is dat u *squints* (community show reference)
MissFits_fml 6
Hot damn! I love your profile pic, khaya.
IrishJesus 5
"Release the GAS!"
GoW_Chick 15
I looked at your pic, and then read your comment, my sides hurt from laughing. XD
LaughinStock 16
IT'S NOVA 6 RUN OP!!!! (that's all I got out of COD) :D
MrSassypants 34
I heard about Mercury being in fish but now since nova 6 is in cod... we have a problem.
flockz 20
release the gas+cod= RELEASE THE CRACKEN?
I_EAT_KITTENS_FO 5
In soviet russia...
derpster 7
the bathroom smells you.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
That's what you get for going to Taco Bell.
perdix 31
And as I said yesterday, four meals a day there is not an order from the Politboro. Stick with vodka.
Pentium_4 27
but it's so tasty....it's worth having volcano bowels for how delicous their whole menu is...
BrickWalls 2
Perdix you're the best.
Squeaky_Tomato 14
Taco Bell for when any other constipation medicine fails.
trollfaced 2
Did you barf all over the security guards?
doorick 4
you just made yourself look like as ass. re-read the fml.
808Boyo 4
And now you look like AN ass.
Michael_92 20
They were doors......
123josie123 11
Aww fyl OP that's kind of what it's like in my house when my brother takes a crap :/
linkinpark98 24
Person in the stall: "I shouldn't have eaten Mexican last night!"