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Today, at work my boss told me I have been late, under-productive, and using up a lot of sick days. He says my job is on the line. My reason for barely showing up at work: I've been on maternity leave for 6 weeks. FML

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On 04/25/2011 at 7:41am - work - by Aginsafa (woman) - United States (California)

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You actually can't lose your job for going on maternity leave, go read the job rights poster, as well as any other state and federal laws and/or job policies.

#2 - On 04/25/2011 at 9:53am by ImYourVirus

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Show up for work and ask him if he thinks you can actually work in this condition... wait, don't. He might actually say yes because he's an idiot.

#5 - On 04/25/2011 at 9:55am by mk58

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