Today, at work my boss told me I have been late, under-productive, and using up a lot of sick days. He says my job is on the line. My reason for barely showing up at work: I've been on maternity leave for 6 weeks. FML
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Today, I got fired during my maternity leave for requesting my unpaid wages. FML
Today, my work is doing a legal investigation about whether they can avoid paying me maternity benefit. According to my sleazy boss, "You notified us too late." FML
Today, I found out that, despite working 4 part-time jobs, that I will not qualify for maternity leave by my due date with the mandatory 600 hours. I can't get full-time work and I'm 8 months pregnant now. This'll be fun! FML
Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I was called to be told I'm fired for not showing up for my shift. I guess she didn't check her voice message to see that I gave birth last night. FML
Today, my boss claimed that I've been lying to get days off because apparently nobody can be so unlucky as to have three family members die within a month. I'm just that unlucky, and suspended. FML
Today, it's been 3 weeks since I was suspended and the fired from my job for falling asleep at the desk. Very unprofessional, even if I was 29 weeks pregnant and sick. It's also been 3 weeks since I've had trouble falling asleep because I'm too used to working nights. FML
Today, after working for over a decade at the same place, I was formally written up with two days of leave without pay for refusing to work extra overtime. I've been working over 80 hours a week for four months now and even cancelled some very important plans so I could work every day. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Last week my coworker, who I sit next to 5 days a week, returned to work after bereavement maternity leave. FML
Today, I was told not to show up for work, after I showed up for work. FML
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ImYourVirus 0
You actually can't lose your job for going on maternity leave, go read the job rights poster, as well as any other state and federal laws and/or job policies.
burninnapalm 5
at least he can't fire you then, because if he does, than you can sue him for wrongful termination and never have to work again
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Comments (124)
fred88_fml 0
lols he legally has to keep you on if you're on maternity leave. you can sue him if he fires you. or is america still fail on that?
ihaspanda 0
gross. haha
baxtzer 0
your boss is a dick
ChibiGirl5 0
wow really that sucks
Jasonf6 0
Your boss is a fucktard.
sunshine_today23 0
is your boss BLIND?
VikingPrincess19_fml 9
Wow, I have to say, I've seen many FMLs where bosses are douchebags. Majority came from the US. I'm so not moving there
Reinhard_Xenon 0
what an ass
harbqll 0
He didn't hire you to make babies. He hired you to do your job. Quit whining, and earn your pay for a change.
shopfitch 7
Six weeks? What a joke. My mother didn't even go on maternity leave until a week before her delivery. She then went back to work the next day. Six weeks? Give me a break.