Creepy and Transportation: Say cheese!

Say cheese!

By tramrider - 07/03/2010 16:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on an empty tram and decided to sit at the back. A few minutes in, I heard a noise. Thinking it was the tram, I decided to ignore it. When I heard what sounded like a giggle, I looked around to see that it wasn't the tram, but it was some creepy middle-aged man taking photos of me. FML

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You deserved it 2 493

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 465

You deserved it 12 784

By Bookworm - 05/06/2013 17:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the tram, when an elderly couple got on. I stood up to give them room to sit together, but as I stood up, the tram set off and I went flying, knocking the elderly gentleman over. FML

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You deserved it 4 390

By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the train when some crazy man started talking to me. I ignored him, and he tapped on my shoulder. He started blabbing and I just pointed to my ears and mouthed, "I'm deaf." He stopped talking. A minute later my phone rang and I answered it without thinking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 072

You deserved it 75 565

By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and says "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 846

You deserved it 2 602

Assumptions

By Anonymous - 09/03/2014 19:31 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. FML

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You deserved it 3 277

Weirdo alert!

By CuteFeeties - 07/08/2022 18:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my boyfriend took me on a drive while he did some errands. I waited for him in the car with my bare feet on his dashboard, like I usually do. As I waited, I noticed a woman blatantly taking pictures of my feet from across the lot, and she winked at me. I cowered in my seat until he came back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 816

You deserved it 329

By iSamsung - 06/03/2016 14:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I decided to make new friends, so I sat with the lonely guy at lunch. Now he keeps following me, with his phone in a camera position. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 732

You deserved it 2 487

By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 04:53 - United States

Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 101

You deserved it 2 553

By belladonna - 26/02/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 216

You deserved it 79 264

By creepyguy - 26/12/2009 12:06 - Australia

Today, I noticed a girl looking at me on the train. Playing it cool, I decided to give her a smile and see what would happen. It came out as a creepy, seedy grin, prompting her to call security. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 299

You deserved it 9 950

DGross 8

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:10

At least you are (presumably) attractive... You didn't hear and other noises later right? Either way, just call him out on it and he will probably leave you alone... or rape you...

aeliz 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:38

At least he wasn't masterbating. That's where I thought this FML was going... most of these tram/bus/train stories end in such ways. Things could be worse!

Comments

mom0_fml 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:06

I'm a tit

jakeomatic 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:10

Here's your award!

Freeze_fml 16

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:13

I see what you did there, FML staff..

Tripout 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:20

ROFLMFAO I see it. about time.

whatchutalkinbou 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:21

You have made use of two periods. Highly against the Grammar Nazi Codex.

Repttar 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:21

bitch u should be flatered, now sck his dck and make him a sammich

pwned613 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:22

lol that really werid...

Freeze_fml 16

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:26

Comment got cut in half.

Mahyar 2

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:27

TOT

ImaginaryFoe 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:29

You thought the tram was giggling evilly?

ravensunnyd 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:34

are you stupid how would you not have seen him in an empty tram

samanthaiscool 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 21:22

that's is pretty creepy but i don't believe that deserves to be on fml...

alexsannell 13

Sunday 7 March 2010 21:28

if it was empty AND you were sitting at the back how did you not see him? wouldn't he have to turn around and face you to take the picture?

xoconnie 8

Sunday 7 March 2010 21:38

grossssssssssss mannnnn

CharliePoops 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 21:55

this isn't funny, this is just weird..

BabySoExclusive 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 22:32

creppy old man!!

NeonWar__ 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 22:56

#62 you needa find the guy that took them for that!

water2210 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 23:06

um I would have kicked his ball sack and ran to the next tram car

tyheron 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 23:46

There is almost never any creepy old men taking photos in the kitchen without your awareness so I guess YDI.

ReyEr9412 0

Monday 8 March 2010 0:16

@26 he was obviously wearing tramcam (tram camoflague).

eaglesfan365 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:46

at least he thinks ur hot

ReyEr9412 0

Monday 8 March 2010 3:00

Maybe Tramoflague would have been better....

tehamericanboy94 0

Monday 8 March 2010 3:09

Oh that was you? Your thong was showin I had to get some photos!

Felendris 0

Monday 8 March 2010 3:37

@90 Your photo is a contradiction...

Renisca 7

Monday 8 March 2010 4:22

Win!

u_killed_kenny_ 0

Monday 8 March 2010 4:56

creeper.....................

ImaginaryFoe 0

Monday 8 March 2010 5:15

Rey, tramouflage is better.

deathcab7 0

Monday 8 March 2010 5:35

i dont get it #1...

helo2 0

Monday 8 March 2010 5:51

no one gets him

MissAndreaSummer 0

Monday 8 March 2010 7:59

I agree with all these people... you're an idiot for not seeing him... but let me guess, you were on the phone, not paying attention.. or maybe just plain blind.. does that one work for ya..???

InCaged_Insanity 0

Monday 8 March 2010 8:30

Oh Shit! I thought i was being sneaky... and(SHIT IN MY ASS!!) it was not an "evil" laugh.. it was my (ASS) damn Tourette's. Sorry

InCaged_Insanity 0

Monday 8 March 2010 8:40

Don't worry, He was taking those pics so that when he got home (which is the next station) he could crawl into the medium sized dumpster that he calls home and ********** using leftover grease from a Big Mac as lubricant. Because it reminds him of his younger days when his father would "touch" him in exchange for a Double Cheeseburger.

neonblue120 6

Monday 8 March 2010 10:58

lo ******* l now I get ur avatar that is just awesome

areforever 0

Monday 6 September 2010 11:58

I guess...he took.....the shot. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

hahasluts 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 7:56

i was just thinking that! also, not really a fmylife, unless O.P.'s f'ing their terrible eyesight incapable of detecting creepy guys on a seemingly empty tram

iRobynM 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:08

eww oh well .. he didnt hurt you. btw second!!

DGross 8

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:10

At least you are (presumably) attractive... You didn't hear and other noises later right? Either way, just call him out on it and he will probably leave you alone... or rape you...