Transportation: Today, I was in the bus on my way home. I was reading a book,...

By fml_forever32 - 23/12/2009 18:56 - United States

Today, I was in the bus on my way home. I was reading a book, and drops of something were getting all over it. It was the man sitting next to me who was asleep and drooling. FML

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By marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

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By pandora - 13/06/2012 09:08 - Israel - Palmahim

Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML

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By Kerlane - 05/12/2008 03:45 - France

Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 16:00

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML

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By alice - 14/02/2011 01:18 - United Kingdom

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2013 18:04 - Portugal - Sintra

Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML

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By Spiller - 17/11/2009 15:32 - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. I was exhausted and had a big mug of coffee. Half asleep and thinking I was in my car, I reached forward to put it in the "cup holder" during the ride. When I let go, I poured hot coffee not only all over myself, but also on the large, angry-looking man next to me. FML

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By feltuponthe69 - 08/07/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I fell asleep on the bus and when I woke up, I found out that I missed my stop by ten stops and I was on the last bus of the night. And, to make matters worse, a drunk hobo was sitting next to me with a beer in one hand and was rubbing my leg with the other. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2021 22:01

Today, I was in a bus headed to another city and fell asleep as did everyone else. I must've woken up last, because I half-snorted as I woke up and everybody heard. Now we’re on a coffee break and I can see them all snicker about it outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2014 15:33 - United States

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML

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Kukironosuke 16

Wednesday 23 December 2009 23:09

you would notice if some1 was leaning over you like that

Kristie_2009 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 23:14

It took you a little too long to realize...

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Starfire22 5

Wednesday 23 December 2009 23:08

Ewwwwww!!!

seanreddog 4

Thursday 24 December 2009 0:02

Ydi for riding the bus.

ensemble_coeur 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 0:04

right. she totally deserves it for using public transportation and helping the environment. put more effort into your trolling.

Ajjas013 6

Thursday 24 December 2009 5:43

WIN. Seriously, put some more effort. Was there a misseltoe? He might of wanted a french kiss. XD

Kukironosuke 16

Wednesday 23 December 2009 23:09

you would notice if some1 was leaning over you like that

Rakso_fml 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 23:13

OMG FYL

Kristie_2009 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 23:14

It took you a little too long to realize...

CallMeHush 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 23:15

How do you spray drool to the person next to you? When drool moves laterally (sp?) isn't it called spit?

curiouskitty 2

Wednesday 23 December 2009 23:36

Umma.. Was he leaning against you or something? If so... why were you letting some random person lean against you? o_O

Trebie 6

Wednesday 23 December 2009 23:40

I agree that this one doesn't quite seem true. If it is though, at least it only got on your book, and not you!

Sukimaye 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 23:42

lol maby your hot

J_Campbell 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 23:50

And this happened how?

ensemble_coeur 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 23:59

That's really gross, but I don't think that your life is ****** because of this.

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