Today, I was in the bus on my way home. I was reading a book, and drops of something were getting all over it. It was the man sitting next to me who was asleep and drooling. FML
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Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the train after a long day. I woke up to find that I’d been drooling onto the shoulder of the stranger next to me for at least three stops. He said nothing, but when I stood up, there was a wet patch shaped like my face on his sleeve. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML
Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML
Today, I took the bus to work. I was exhausted and had a big mug of coffee. Half asleep and thinking I was in my car, I reached forward to put it in the "cup holder" during the ride. When I let go, I poured hot coffee not only all over myself, but also on the large, angry-looking man next to me. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus after a long day. I woke up to the driver nudging me, saying, "End of the line, mate." I had no idea where I was, and it was raining. FML
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Top comments
Kukironosuke 16
you would notice if some1 was leaning over you like that
Kristie_2009 0
It took you a little too long to realize...
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Comments (36)
plo_koon 0
YDI for complaining about some saliva while there are children starving in Africa
iNinjaX 0
and what have you complained about lately? Just 'cause the OP decided to tell their story doesn't mean they're completely selfish, and saliva carries a crap load of germs. Hey, don't you get a little upset when you're talking to someone and while they're speaking they spit on you? Same thing, only the situation is a little different.
coolkitty154 11
Wait, what the ****? Those two literally have nothing to do with each other. Dear god, you're clearly too stupid to function.
stephd2010 0
that's so damn nasty..
ikimbo 0
gross xI .00
poohappens26 0
Gross
regan_droper 4
could have been much worse with a diffrent bodily fluid
Harle 24
That... Is highly disgusting.
Laura3415 16
I really REALLY hope it wasn't a Nicholas Sparks book.
celinadepp 21
That book must have been captivating for you not to notice that, OP. xD
spacedcookie89 5
Wake him up!!