Today, I was racing my friends to the car for shotgun in the parking lot at night. I opened the passenger door of the car to find an old lady staring at me. It was the wrong car.
by Anon / 12/28/2012 at 3:14am / United States (Connecticut) / Transportation
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Good thing the only shotgun she had was the seat.
Otherwise, you might be picking birdshot out of your ass for weeks, if not pushing up daisies.
#5 - On 12/28/2012 at 10:35am by perdix
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Well, did you have a staring contest?
#2 - On 12/28/2012 at 10:33am by cyanidesandwich
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