By Anon - 28/12/2012 08:14 - United States - Southbury

Today, I was racing my friends to the car for shotgun in the parking lot at night. I opened the passenger door of the car to find an old lady staring at me. It was the wrong car. FML
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perdix 29

Good thing the only shotgun she had was the seat. Otherwise, you might be picking birdshot out of your ass for weeks, if not pushing up daisies.

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Shrouds 14

Should have saved yourself the embarrassment and carjacked her instead.

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PipingMouse 14

Must've been a VERY awkward conversation...

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PipingMouse 14

OP: Hi there, I'm here to take your seat....cause you know.. I did call shot-gun...

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florido_fml 10

Your lucky it was a old lady rather then some 7 2" all muscle ill rip your guts out guy.

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TheDeafWalrus 8

That's when you look her in the eye and say "How you doin?"in Joey Tribbiani's voice.

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lambda_fml 40

ORR she could have been a theif trying to nick your car!

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zombieslayer83 19

I take it you didn't get shotgun? Sitting bitch tonight!

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honeytea 2

If i was that old lady i'd slap the shit out of you .

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