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    By Little mermaid - 05/03/2026 12:00

    Today, I got to speak to a friend with benefits and he’s been stringing me along for months now. We finally got the chance to do the deed and my husband ruined it. Now he only speaks to me when it’s convenient for him. FML
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    By Anonymous - 06/03/2026 20:00

    Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
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    By Anonymous - 07/03/2026 09:00

    Today, I explained to my new neighbors that my kids will continue to use the pool in the backyard as they have for years. The neighbor immediately said my kids are not welcome in her yard and she is building a fence. I don’t know how to explain to my sweet babies they no longer have their pool. FML
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