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Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML

#8473008
78 comments

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On 02/20/2010 at 9:03am - health - by bcoper - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a woman left our first date just because I didn't like the same character as her on a TV show. FML

#21441535
90 comments

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On 07/14/2015 at 1:28pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I was participating in an exercise in my psychology class to describe this horrible looking person I had never seen before and I described the person as a "rebellious, drug dealing, lowlife". The person in that picture turned out to be my teacher. FML

#5826781
58 comments

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On 10/14/2009 at 9:39am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He tried to put it in unerected. He was serious. FML

#7103723
160 comments

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On 01/02/2010 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by xxxzzzooo (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I complained about being bored to death on Facebook. Someone took it as a suicide threat and called the police. They showed up at my apartment and my workplace. FML

#21477487
60 comments

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On 10/08/2015 at 9:48am - health - by Nucleus (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML

#21450770
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23701) - you deserved it (2724)

On 08/02/2015 at 5:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada

Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML

#16332593
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23700) - you deserved it (51544)

On 05/24/2011 at 8:02pm - kids - by StupidApple -

Today, I had to explain to my one person on my staff why having kids aged 6 to 9 hammering in screws with the butt end of a screwdriver is neither safe, nor a good idea. FML

#15170872
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23698) - you deserved it (2877)

On 03/02/2011 at 12:22am - work - by AntiBobTheBuilder (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized why buying clear pins for the wall is a bad idea. If one falls out, you won't be able to see it with your eyes, but your foot will find it just fine. I also learnt foot wounds can produce a pretty significant geyser of blood. FML

#18812906
106 comments

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On 01/15/2012 at 5:53am - misc - by footbloodfountain - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my husband and I had just got over a big argument, and I asked him to cut me some cucumbers for my eyes to help me relax. I was laying down, eyed closed, and he set them on my eyes. They weren't cucumbers, they were lemons. FML

#16304417
249 comments

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On 05/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by lemonhead -

Today, my boyfriend took me on a romantic weekend away at a hotel. What is he doing now? On his computer looking up stuff on Craigslist while I am watching t.v. alone. FML

#8230215
85 comments

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On 02/14/2010 at 12:03am - love - by lonelygirl (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

#20067647
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23693) - you deserved it (4217)

On 09/11/2012 at 3:16pm - love - by Anonymous - Sweden

Today, my girlfriend's Marine dad walked in on us fooling around naked. Now we can only hang out with "parental supervision". Oh, and I have to record my visits on a clipboard by the door. FML

#18785732
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23692) - you deserved it (38439)

On 01/12/2012 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Duplighost (man) - United States (Colorado)



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