By FML Videos - United States - New York Sorry Babe Don't hate me please! 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By me - United States - Roseau Today, I came home from work to find my house was flooded from a broken pipe under the sink. My house had just recently had new wood floors, carpet and electrics installed because 6 months earlier my house had been flooded by the same pipe breaking. FML I agree, your life sucks 26009 You deserved it 2893 65 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By toonice - United States - Eugene Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm too nice. Apparently, me being nice to him makes him feel guilty. FML I agree, your life sucks 47647 You deserved it 4716 123 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By porkfriedlife - United States Today, I went to a theater and saw "Bruno" with my mom. We saw "Borat" together, so I thought, 'Hey, how bad could it be?' I don't know what was more nauseating: Bruno's penis spinning around and talking or the fact that my mom thought it was hilarious and couldn't stop laughing. FML I agree, your life sucks 35796 You deserved it 25663 216 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Cygnus - United States - Ruthven Today, I responded to an argument with my girlfriend by only using comebacks she'd used in previous arguments. I'm single now. FML I agree, your life sucks 25704 You deserved it 11273 112 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Hollandale Today, I saw a text message on my husband's phone from a "Candice", asking him if he and his wife are still separated, followed by an invitation to spend the night. I never knew we were separated in the first place. FML I agree, your life sucks 43295 You deserved it 2578 226 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Paul - United States Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML I agree, your life sucks 32352 You deserved it 2913 124 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By um Today, I told my new boss to wish his daughter a happy birthday on my behalf, as I overheard him saying it was today. Turns out she committed suicide three years ago. FML I agree, your life sucks 46422 You deserved it 7967 144 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Dino Today, I drove a total of 4 hours for my boss to demote me, downgrade my pay, and make the kid I hired my new boss. Why? Because I asked about the $500 missing from my paycheck. FML I agree, your life sucks 3737 You deserved it 163 18 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Amherst Today, my psychotic step-dad asked me if I'm doing drugs. I replied with a massive amount of sarcasm: "Yeah, all of 'em. Especially meth." He flipped out, searched my room top to bottom, then grounded me "for good" until I tell him where I hid the supposed drugs. FML I agree, your life sucks 45254 You deserved it 13856 85 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By nekogirl15 - United States Today, I convinced my best friend to talk to the guy I like at work to find out if he was interested in me. She came back ten minutes later, and told me he said he'd never be able to date me. Apparently, kissing me "would be like making out with Mother Teresa's corpse." FML I agree, your life sucks 30080 You deserved it 3801 127 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By great parenting pal - 11/8/2020 02:01 Child labor Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML I agree, your life sucks 1872 You deserved it 168 17 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - South Africa Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML I agree, your life sucks 51979 You deserved it 4360 169 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Barista - United States Today, at work, a woman came up to the counter and asked if we made sweet and sour chicken. Before I could answer, she told me a really long recipe and said "I expect to see this on the menu next time I come in, or I will complain to the manager about your lousy work ethic". I work at Starbucks. FML I agree, your life sucks 75585 You deserved it 4151 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fisherman - United States Today, I went fishing with friends looking to catch big redfish. During the trip, one of the men caught a 50 pound monster which I put away. At the end of the trip they wanted to take a picture with it. I went to wash off the fish in the water. Apparently the fish wasn't dead and swam away. FML I agree, your life sucks 9895 You deserved it 35110 107 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By stutson - United States Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML I agree, your life sucks 50762 You deserved it 2234 94 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, my best friend told me he loved me, so I reminded him that I'm a lesbian. "That's just a phase, just wait till you suck my dick," was his reply. He was serious. FML I agree, your life sucks 2911 You deserved it 298 24 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By really? - United States - Concord Today, my son told me that some kids had been picking on him at school. When I asked him to elaborate, he said that kids sometimes didn't say "Hi" back when he greeted them. FML I agree, your life sucks 3774 You deserved it 552 20 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Bay Shore Today, on the eighth day of my diet, I met up with my study group. Everyone was snacking on junk food while I stuck to carrots. Someone put a Snickers bar on the table. "God, I want you," I thought. Turns out I was thinking out loud. The guy next to me inched his chair away. FML I agree, your life sucks 42908 You deserved it 7991 79 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML I agree, your life sucks 77924 You deserved it 16996 520 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Nicole - United States Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML I agree, your life sucks 18717 You deserved it 44472 238 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Newark Who's a good boy? Not you. Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML I agree, your life sucks 6596 You deserved it 3348 28 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anon - United States - Port Saint Lucie Today, I told my grandma my boyfriend had cheated on me. She told me that it was my fault for not straightening my hair, and for gaining a few pounds. FML I agree, your life sucks 26432 You deserved it 2886 68 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By "lildale92" So cute Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML I agree, your life sucks 1668 You deserved it 268 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I was chatting with a cute guy on Omegle. He seemed really friendly and interested after I had showed him a picture of me. When I mentioned that I play music, he seemed even more interested, so I gave him the link to my music Myspace. I waited patiently. He disconnected. FML I agree, your life sucks 11550 You deserved it 26009 176 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, while running late to my sister's wedding and rushing to get ready, I accidentally grabbed my travel size shaving cream can in place of my body spray, and quickly drew a blue foaming line across my rental tux. FML I agree, your life sucks 30917 You deserved it 13912 98 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, at a concert, my friend grew tired of holding her bag. She asked a man to hold it, saying that he wouldn't steal it "since it was hers". I quietly told her she was too naïve and irresponsible. After the concert, I got home and noticed my wallet was stolen instead, right out of my pocket. FML I agree, your life sucks 28058 You deserved it 5321 42 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I was let go from work because they need "younger people". I'm 19 and I work at a flower market. FML I agree, your life sucks 44496 You deserved it 3311 73 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By MailMaster - Australia Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML I agree, your life sucks 39237 You deserved it 2867 133 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fecurtis - United States Today, I went to Target to buy some soap and this 65-70 year old woman next to me was asking a sales associate if they had any bubble bath mix. I suddenly pictured her naked, bathing herself and suddenly my dick just couldn't sit still. It's probably because I haven't had sex in over 22 months. FML I agree, your life sucks 32526 You deserved it 13321 86 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Eddie B Scammed Today, I found out that I'm just one of the millions who got scammed by what seemed to be a legit website. None of the negative reviews or bugs appeared until after I spent a fortune of someone else’s money on a server that will never arrive. FML I agree, your life sucks 1103 You deserved it 530 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 8/2/2021 20:58 - Australia - Surry Hills Quite the journey Today, I begrudgingly helped relocate my 84-year-old mother-in-law to our home at my partner's adamant request. It took months of stressful preparation, around $10,000 in costs, and some 500 km travelled via medical transport. Ten minutes after arriving, she had a heart attack and died. FML I agree, your life sucks 1615 You deserved it 138 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Reserved Today, I was knocked into a wall by a high-pressure water cannon suddenly kicking in. I was only going to the corner store to buy some chocolate. Probably serves me right for not noticing a small riot due to a thumping hangover. FML I agree, your life sucks 25950 You deserved it 6984 96 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ace - United States - Mount Pleasant Today, this guy I was seeing dumped me for "bombarding" him with text messages. I'd sent him one text asking if he was okay, after he stood me up 2 nights in a row. FML I agree, your life sucks 21749 You deserved it 1782 48 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - San Diego Today, at an MA meeting, I ran into the cop who'd pulled me over and given me a ticket for marijuana possession. FML I agree, your life sucks 6423 You deserved it 1290 36 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia Today, I found out the real reason my boyfriend kept starting fights with me, and why my best friend kept telling me to break up with him. It was so they could turn their affair into a proper relationship, then twist it around to make me look like a bitch for dumping him. FML I agree, your life sucks 65498 You deserved it 4819 169 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia Today, my grandpa came over to help paint our house, as we are renovating it. The only paint clothes he decided to wear were his underpants. The neighbours and builders found this quite amusing. FML I agree, your life sucks 24810 You deserved it 2840 45 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Minecraftwhyyy - United States Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML I agree, your life sucks 22045 You deserved it 6706 259 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I shaved my beard off. Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face. I look completely ridiculous. FML I agree, your life sucks 43211 You deserved it 14142 254 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By poluxe - France Today, I tried to hint to my husband that we needed a new washing machine. I mentioned that we got our current one way back on our wedding day. He replied, "Yeah, and I got you too." FML I agree, your life sucks 30176 You deserved it 7880 188 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By AmySweet - United States Today, my husband bought me a cinnamon roll because my blood sugar was dangerously low. My first bite was easily the most delicious thing I'd eaten since getting pregnant. As I sat in frosting coated ecstasy, my husband snatched up the rest of the pastry and finished it himself. FML I agree, your life sucks 34387 You deserved it 4621 237 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I found out that a burglar broke into my house. Since I didn't have expensive stuff for them to steal, they took my Fleshlight. FML I agree, your life sucks 118 You deserved it 24 1 Comments
Today, it's been two weeks since my girlfriend of many years and I decided to take a short break from each other. We'd been fighting a lot and felt like... I agree, your life sucks 598 You deserved it 122 8 Comments