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Today, my boyfriend who has just returned from his 3 month placement abroad cancelled our date. Why? Because there was a match England vs Germany. A friendly match. FML

#347
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16815) - you deserved it (2590)

On 11/20/2008 at 6:10am - love - by archer - United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead)

Today, I announced to my coworkers that I'd "fixed the massive problem" they'd all been complaining about. Eleven different people made guesses at what the problem had been, ranging from how bad I smell to if I had learned to brush my teeth. I just meant that I'd fixed the coffee machine. FML

#20201213
52 comments

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On 12/11/2012 at 10:50pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML

#17489
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16814) - you deserved it (4220)

On 02/09/2009 at 1:24pm - misc - by Bliss (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my study partner for my biology class didn't go to lecture. Not once has he gone to lecture. I went to almost every lecture. He got better grades than I did. FML

#2101
21 comments

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On 01/21/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by noodle - United States (California)

Today, my car broke down and had to be towed to the dealership. Normally, this would be just unlucky but I work with kids and we had been fundraising for charity. I am now sitting at the dealership with my hair coloured purple, red and blue and in ridiculously high pigtails while people stare. FML

#19687715
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16812) - you deserved it (1964)

On 05/27/2012 at 9:20am - work - by straightlyconfused - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I smoked weed with friends. Stoned, I put on my sister's high heels instead of my Vans and I walked to 7-11. FML

#20624531
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16811) - you deserved it (66866)

On 04/27/2013 at 2:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my hours got cut because I couldn't make it into work when they called me in. Why couldn't I make it in? I was in an interview for a better job. I didn't get the job. FML

#12665553
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16801) - you deserved it (14494)

On 08/21/2010 at 3:20pm - misc - by thyella87 - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked a co-worker if he'd cover for me while I slipped out to cash some money at the bank. When I got back, I found out that when he said "yeah, sure" he actually meant "yeah, sure, I'll tell the boss and get your dumb arse suspended". FML

#19282495
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16800) - you deserved it (10293)

On 03/15/2012 at 12:13pm - work - by davey d (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was put on notice at work due to my "anger problem." Apparently, sighing in a meeting means you will be labeled as someone with a short temper. However the creepy stalker guy is on the fast track to management. FML

#17694865
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16799) - you deserved it (1921)

On 09/08/2011 at 4:23am - work - by blue (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while on trial for a desperately needed new job, I tripped crossing a road with my would-be manager. I twisted my ankle, and he had to carry me across the road and call a taxi for me to go home. FML

#19243809
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16792) - you deserved it (2087)

On 03/09/2012 at 1:48am - work - by Katie (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride in a paddle-boat. He decided it would be fun to paddle near the fountain. The fountain decided it would be fun to shower me, him and all of our things in filthy, stinking duck water. I had to ride the bus home by myself. FML

#8740298
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16789) - you deserved it (3247)

On 03/01/2010 at 1:43am - love - by duckwater (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, we found out where our daughter had been hiding her crayons. We also found out why our stereo stopped working. FML

#18619223
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16790) - you deserved it (1926)

On 12/26/2011 at 9:24pm - kids - by Peter - United States (Massachusetts)



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