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Today, my 4 year old daughter was ripping out photos of the family photo book, I asked her why she was doing it she answered, "I saw mummy doing it to another book." The only other family photo book was the day we got married. FML

#7140982
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26245) - you deserved it (2678)

On 01/04/2010 at 3:50am - misc - by Michael (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I realized how poor I am when I had to use sharpies to color in the worn spots on my dress shoes before leaving for work. FML

#19265043
203 comments

Today, my towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit, and to avoid a conflict, I just swiped it back when he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything, until I got back home and realized it wasn't actually my towel after all. FML

#21193691
86 comments

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On 06/30/2014 at 12:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that two kids were able to, without much effort, convince my 16-year-old daughter that her friend's house was used to smuggle out Jews during WWII. His house was built in 2007. We also live in America. FML

#20033419
146 comments

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On 08/21/2012 at 4:21am - kids - by Jessica (woman) - United States

Today, my dog surprised everyone by somehow managing to climb on the roof. I followed him up and spent the next hour trying to catch him. FML

#16597604
97 comments

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On 06/10/2011 at 4:39pm - animals - by crazydog (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was cutting the grass, it was really hot and I fainted. I woke up to see my mom standing over me. I thought she was going to freak out and call an ambulance. Instead she said, "Good, you're up. Now you can finish." FML

#19705989
77 comments

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On 05/30/2012 at 7:07pm - misc - by Aw522 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML

#21345001
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26242) - you deserved it (3383)

On 01/27/2015 at 9:02am - love - by Nat3_2020 - United States

Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML

#3335401
96 comments

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On 06/29/2009 at 1:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mother admitted to me that she sends me up and down the stairs to get things for her because she thinks I could use the exercise. FML

#21388731
45 comments

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On 04/06/2015 at 4:49pm - health - by TheRunaway21 (woman) - United States

Today, I waited anxiously until midnight to open my Christmas presents. As the clock struck midnight, I ran out into the living room, super-excited to open them, only to discover that everyone in our house had already opened theirs, and had all gone to bed. FML

#6931978
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26240) - you deserved it (5088)

On 12/25/2009 at 12:18am - misc - by iFail (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my thirteen month old son woke me up at 6AM on my day off, by punching me in the eye. FML

#14165047
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26240) - you deserved it (5794)

On 12/11/2010 at 11:16am - kids - by blueberry_hill (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my father, who's never played much part in my life, told me how proud he is of me. I choked back tears, and we hugged for the first time in years. Later, I choked back my rage when I saw he'd opened my mail and obviously planned on leeching my new-found SSI money off me. FML

#19937042
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26239) - you deserved it (2016)

On 07/14/2012 at 12:46pm - money - by Natalie - United States (Florida)

Today, one of my friends asked me to flirt with her boyfriend to see if he would flirt back. Knowing this was a trust test, I agreed. She got pissed at me when he flirted back and still isn't speaking to me. FML

#21436223
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26239) - you deserved it (4769)

On 07/04/2015 at 4:55am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)



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