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Today, I told my students that I would be taking a few weeks off because a member of my family is very ill. They all cheered. FML

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On 12/01/2010 at 9:14am - work - by Anonymous -

Today, it's my birthday. The only thing I got was a coupon for a couples acupuncture session from my sister. I'm single and have an extreme fear of needles. FML

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91 comments

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On 01/23/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by michellenKG (woman) - United States (California)

Today, and for the first time in months, I woke up feeling well rested and ready to face the day. At 7pm. FML

#21406879
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25259) - you deserved it (3140)

On 05/08/2015 at 5:32pm - health - by better late than never -

Today, my eight-year-old son thought that if he swallowed soap, his farts would smell like soap. The smell of vomit and diarrhea now permeating my house is proof of how wrong he was. FML

#19680165
131 comments

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On 05/25/2012 at 8:15pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while at work at a new job, my brother comes and takes my car. Along with all my money, my phone, and whatever else I had in my purse. His message to me through one of my co-workers was "walk home." FML

#12487392
122 comments

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On 08/12/2010 at 10:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, because the two other managers decided to go on a spa day together, I had to stay at work despite the fact I spent most of the day throwing up in the bathroom. They called me to say what a good day they had. FML

#12450514
76 comments

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On 08/11/2010 at 8:01am - work - by stuck (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I brought my new girlfriend over to show off to my family when my senile great-grandmother walked into the room wearing nothing but her underpants asking when the Olympics come on. FML

#8366162
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25254) - you deserved it (2449)

On 02/17/2010 at 2:30am - misc - by unfortunate419 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I asked my mom if she could buy me some anti-nausea medicine. She said, "You just have a stomach ache. It's not like you're throwing up." As she said it, I threw up everything but my childhood memories. She still wouldn't get any medicine. FML

Today, I walked too close to a first-aid kit sticking out of a wall at work, and it cut my arm. Laughing at the irony, I opened it to get a band aid out. It was empty. FML

#19928485
93 comments

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On 07/12/2012 at 2:28pm - work - by Ian Artis - United States

Today, I realised that my friend hasn't spoken to me for a week. A week ago I politely explained to her that I really don't believe in horoscopes, and asked her at the time to stop systematically using my star-sign to explain my behaviour. FML

#20476356
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25252) - you deserved it (4486)

On 01/24/2013 at 11:37am - misc - by notsuperstitious (woman) - Finland

Today, my little sister came up to me holding up my phone. It wouldn't be so bad if she hadn't dropped it in the toilet first. FML



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