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Today, I called my dad at his new wife's house to inform him I was all set to graduate from community college with my associates degree and that we needed to sit down and plan how to pay for the 4 year degree. To which he replied "all a girl needs is an associates degree". Thanks dad. FML

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On 03/18/2010 at 8:20am - money - by Anna (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Your dad is an idiot. FYL. But grow up and learn to take financial responsibility for yourself.

#4 - On 03/18/2010 at 11:03am by ktbird

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Well that sucks.

I do wonder why you thought you needed to mention the fact that he was at his new wife's house.

(and I can kinda guess from the context what an 'associates degree' is, but I would be very grateful if someone would explain it to me with some detail)

#5 - On 03/18/2010 at 11:04am by lettertjes

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