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Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. Out of nowhere, a huge, apparently suicidal bird dove into the windshield, putting a crack in it. My father yelled at me as if it was my fault, and is demanding I pay for the repairs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43980) - you deserved it (3663)

On 04/11/2014 at 4:07pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - Switzerland

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Your dad is just trying to save face because there really is no one to blame for it. Try and explain to him it isn't your fault, otherwise you would have gladly paid. Don't flip him the bird though.

#2 - On 04/11/2014 at 7:53pm by Indianboy9321

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It's like Angry Birds in real life.

#3 - On 04/11/2014 at 7:53pm by barfcannon

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