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Today, I was cashiering, and a customer's change came to $5.51. She looked pretty stinking rich, so I just gave her $5.50. She demanded the extra penny, and I asked if she really needed it. She said, "No, but they do, asshole," and dropped her $5.51 in the charity donation box. FML

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On 06/13/2012 at 12:00pm - money - by ouch - United States (Florida)

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Why in the world would you not give someone correct change because they look rich?

#1 - On 06/13/2012 at 4:09pm by mangoqueen

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I work as a cashier and you sound ridiculous. Why on earth would you not give her HER OWN MONEY because she looked rich?! Even though it IS only a penny, that is technically stealing, you fuck.

#6 - On 06/13/2012 at 4:11pm by JennaNGood

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