Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML

by me / 05/18/2012 at 10:41pm / United States (Michigan) / Money

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  • Your husband is an idiot. He deserves a ticket. It does suck that you have to pay for it though.

    #1 - On 05/19/2012 at 12:14am by Awahso

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  • What does 75 in your mom even mean..?

    #2 - On 05/19/2012 at 12:14am by Goldenchest

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