By Anonymous - United States - Coatesville Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML I agree, your life sucks 55353 You deserved it 4665 71 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Fresno Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML I agree, your life sucks 59212 You deserved it 5712 200 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Oraashi - United Kingdom - Stoke-on-trent Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML I agree, your life sucks 30142 You deserved it 2863 172 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By gonnabeunemployed Today, I got a call from the only company that asked me to come in for an interview of the many applications I submitted. I answered it even though I was at my current job. My boss heard and chewed me out. The call was to cancel the interview since the position was filled. FML I agree, your life sucks 8977 You deserved it 1690 22 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By SkottLong - United States - Logan Today, I showed my father a nice sweatshirt online, hoping he would take the hint and get it for me. He did, three sizes larger than mine, for himself. FML I agree, your life sucks 30243 You deserved it 8333 61 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By jitterbug - United States - Salt Lake City Today, when my roommate asked me what was wrong, I told him that something I ate was making me feel sick. He works 10+ hours a day, and I didn't have the heart to tell him that the putrid smell of his feet was making me nauseous. FML I agree, your life sucks 32651 You deserved it 4716 72 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML I agree, your life sucks 55793 You deserved it 6660 323 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By looke27 - United States Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML I agree, your life sucks 14215 You deserved it 37407 151 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By SweeT Today, I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. FML I agree, your life sucks 17899 You deserved it 55000 92 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By cduttl1230 - United States Today, after getting my appendix taken out, we had to drive over five sets of railroad tracks. Then, my four year old brother decided to punch me in the stomach because, "I took away his mommy for two days." FML I agree, your life sucks 46970 You deserved it 3318 158 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 11/12/2020 05:02 Actually… Today, I’ve been single for 6 and a half years. It was fun for a while, but now it’s just sad. FML I agree, your life sucks 693 You deserved it 122 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By xyz - Ireland Today, I told the man I'm sleeping with I thought my sister was prettier than me. His response: "not significantly." FML I agree, your life sucks 17768 You deserved it 30631 33 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ugh thanks - United States - Dayton Today, I asked my husband to tell me something nice about myself. He thought for a few moments, then said, "Uh, you shit quietly." FML I agree, your life sucks 46406 You deserved it 6710 109 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By LeaveHimAlone - United States - Elkridge Today, I have to take time off from work to take part in an intervention because my sister's obsession with the guy from Harry Potter has crossed over into illegality. FML I agree, your life sucks 43401 You deserved it 3444 137 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I had two 100's and two singles in my wallet. The two 100's was for my electric bill and the two singles were for the bus. Once I got off the bus and to the electric company, I noticed only my singles were there. Turns out I paid the bus driver $200. FML I agree, your life sucks 18014 You deserved it 40308 127 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Bad Mother - United Arab Emirates - Dubai Today, I found out my son told his teachers that I make his brother Tom sleep on the floor, make him stay out of the house for long periods of time, and don't let him use the toilet. Tom is actually our cat. FML I agree, your life sucks 26875 You deserved it 1884 41 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada Today, after ranting to my best friend about how all our friends are having kids and how teenage pregnancy will ruin their lives, she announced to me that she's pregnant. FML I agree, your life sucks 29565 You deserved it 7294 106 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By MonsterInLaw - United States - Lincoln Today, my 21-year-old girlfriend finally got the courage to tell her mom that she wanted to move in with me. It turns out she was right to be afraid; during the talk, her mother yelled at us, calling her a slut and saying she was too young to be "shacking up with some guy." FML I agree, your life sucks 47076 You deserved it 6047 111 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Canyon Country Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML I agree, your life sucks 36129 You deserved it 4549 95 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By flimflam - United States Today, the elevator broke in my dorm and won't be fixed for several days. I live on the 26th floor. FML I agree, your life sucks 42645 You deserved it 3848 175 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By kaybear13 - United States - San Mateo Today, I got written up because apparently leaning on the counter at work is unprofessional, even if you're about to pass out and the counter is the only thing keeping you on your feet. FML I agree, your life sucks 25458 You deserved it 2371 58 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By kayt240 - Canada Today, my husband told me that he's letting his mother move in with us. He told her it was alright without even consulting me first. I hate my mother-in-law so much that I'm contemplating divorce rather than living with her. FML I agree, your life sucks 47189 You deserved it 8066 301 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By swarm20 - United States - Mankato Today, I called security at my school because I left my mittens in a classroom and it was locked. When the security officer showed up, he asked if the mittens I was looking for were the ones on my hands. I even had to take one of them off to call them. FML I agree, your life sucks 10470 You deserved it 52258 100 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Odem Today, my 70-year-old coworker managed to do something to our shared computer for it to not boot up. This is our 4th computer since we've been working together, and he refuses to believe that he's the problem. FML I agree, your life sucks 20818 You deserved it 1435 51 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fernie vazquez - United States - San Francisco Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML I agree, your life sucks 36266 You deserved it 20427 172 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Tallahassee Today, I got to see my fiancé for the first time in 3 months. While we were having sex for the first time, he slipped out and slammed into the back of my vagina, tearing it open. Now I won't stop bleeding, it hurts to pee, and we can't have sex. I won't see him for another 2 months after this. FML I agree, your life sucks 4751 You deserved it 440 36 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I came home to find my mom in my apartment packing my things and crying. When she saw me she threw her arms around me and explained through her tears that she caught my girlfriend cheating on me and that she was sorry. My girlfriend and I are in an open relationship. I had to explain that. FML I agree, your life sucks 5629 You deserved it 2375 35 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By toryzhere - Canada Today, I had a job interview. I have major OCD, and I had to sit in a room with a man covered in cat hair, struggling to even survive for an hour and a half. FML I agree, your life sucks 22380 You deserved it 3955 126 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By kacie smith - United States - Youngsville Today, my husband and I bought a new swing for our front porch. We put it together and sat down to enjoy our accomplishment. 5 minutes into our swing I threw up several times. I have really bad motion sickness, and apparently a swing is no exception. FML I agree, your life sucks 22622 You deserved it 3701 88 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Metairie Today, I was walking to school with my earphones in, when someone tapped me on the shoulder. I was shocked, and whirled around to hit him in the crotch. I soon realized he was just trying to return the commuter pass I'd dropped at the station. FML I agree, your life sucks 7554 You deserved it 34113 136 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By thejbarrick50 - United States - Bergen Today, I decided to save a few bucks and let my mother cut my hair. I then had to wait in the hospital for attention due to the fact that she cut the tip of my ear off. FML I agree, your life sucks 29046 You deserved it 4770 139 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Iceland - Reykjav Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML I agree, your life sucks 50659 You deserved it 5769 104 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia Today, I was shaving my left armpit when I cut myself badly. I wondered whether or not it would be safe to shave my right armpit, then reasoned that it couldn’t possibly happen twice. It did. FML I agree, your life sucks 17151 You deserved it 27867 121 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Hello? Hello? Today, I learned that my boyfriend has narcolepsy when we were having sex and he passed out on top of me. FML I agree, your life sucks 31424 You deserved it 4067 108 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Twilightsux - United States Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML I agree, your life sucks 38159 You deserved it 6108 277 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Liz - United States - Torrance Today, my boss/husband fired me from my job because I didn't sleep with him last night. FML I agree, your life sucks 24178 You deserved it 3567 99 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lyla - United States Today, I was on the train ride home from a trip to Florida, and I gave my mom a call. While we talked, I made an offhand comment that all my friends back home must miss me. She knowingly asked if I meant my Sims and my cat. FML I agree, your life sucks 24278 You deserved it 5207 127 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By hobosarea-holes - United States Today, I picked up a penny off the street for good luck on my job interview. A few seconds later, a hobo beat me up, took my wallet, and ran off. The whole ordeal made me late for the interview. So much for good luck. FML I agree, your life sucks 31142 You deserved it 3741 88 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By librarygirl - United States Today, I was volunteering at the library. A kid came up and asked me to help him peel the back off his sticker. It took me so long the kid left. Determined, I still tried to peel it off. Fifteen minutes later, the librarian came over, looked once at it, and told me it wasn't a sticker. FML I agree, your life sucks 12140 You deserved it 41748 67 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Snuffles Today, while eating a BLT sandwich, I unexpectedly sneezed a lump of bacon up the back of my nose. It has just taken 6 hours of unpleasantness to snort the lump back out. Not how I wanted to spend my day off. FML I agree, your life sucks 1847 You deserved it 210 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
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