Today, I had a package stolen from my porch. It was a shipment of customized M&M's for a Valentine's gift. I spent $60 for someone else to eat "I love you" messages. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, someone stole a package off my doorstep. Too bad, it was the video doorbell to prevent my packages from being stolen. FML
Today, I received an email from a shipping company telling me they had dropped off a package of expensive electronics at the front door. Too bad someone stole it before I made it to the door. FML
Today, a couple of packages were stolen from our apartment doorstep shortly after being delivered. A little while later, the thief brought the torn packaging back and left them at the bottom of our stairs. FML
Today, I received a text saying that a package had just been delivered to the house. By the time I reached the front door, it had been stolen. FML
Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M&M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML
Today, after a stressful shift at work, I bought three bags of candy to hand out to trick-or-treaters tonight. I didn’t realize until I got home that one bag had a hole in it, and there were three empty M&M wrappers inside. My grocery store sucks. FML
Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML
Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML
Today, I went out to buy my wife some flowers and a chocolate bar that I overhead she liked the other day. On the way home, I was complimented on the bouquet I chose and feeling pretty good about myself. When I got home it turned out I got the wrong kind of flowers and the wrong percent of dark chocolate. FML
Today, I got a notification that a package had been delivered. I opened my door and saw it on at doorstep. I was expecting one, so I grabbed and opened it, then realized it wasn’t mine, but my neighbor’s. I had to awkwardly re-tape it, then sneak over and leave the disturbing contents of the box on their porch before they noticed. FML
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Top comments
TheGothGamerGirl 20
It's the thought that counts. ;)
thinkPlNK 0
those Eminem's should have only cost you 50 cent. but because they cost you $60, that's Ludacris!
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TheGothGamerGirl 20
It's the thought that counts. ;)
absolutegrrr 7
Ive ways wanted someone to buy me personalised m&ms.
chili_is_good 0
At least he didn't rob your house OP
thinkPlNK 0
those Eminem's should have only cost you 50 cent. but because they cost you $60, that's Ludacris!
_Oblivion_ 12
They didnt take your car. Or your valuables. Or anything of value. Chocalate is the least of your worries
KeyboardWarrior 10
60$ worth of chocolate is pretty valuable to me.
MeeshaMeeshaPup 8
The jerks these days! At least it's not too late to prepare something equally as special as the candy. OP can get creative!
gojira666 7
It would be funny if OP was dating a guy named Rob.
sonrisapreciosa 6
Ah I hope the ones I sent to my Valentine didn't get stolen!!
evilscorpi 29
well try seeing if calling the company saying you didnt recieve it would work..then again they would give you a hard time :/
_Oblivion_ 12
im just saying
angelbabyg1994 0
40 I'd ask for at least a Nickelback... :)
downtime 13
43, Oh right, why are they complaining about a theft if it wasn't excessively expensive! First world problems, right? Yeah, now give me the entire contents of your wallet, which if it's less than 20 grand you better not complain about. ********.
ChaosAngel17 14
Hey, at least you made someone happy!
Geddeson 4
Yeah, a piece of shit thief!
CheckMyProfile 17
2- what the deuce!! OP have paid to make her love happy, not to make some random thief happy!! O.o
EatnBeef 7
Maybe he was low on bloodsugar? Or Maybe he was just an asshole.
absolutegrrr 7
Or maybe it's maybeline?
csickcman 11
Yeah... Someone that will never give him a BJ...
TheDarkPassenger 0
Indeed someone is very happy
iiFrench_Fries 5
Asshole ahah
GovernorGeneral 8
83- LOOOLLLL. "Maybe its maybeline" haha. Nice one :')
jssninja 4
So it's pretty cool you learning English
xoxotakecare69 0
sorry OP :/ ill bring them back next year. prepared to be thumbed down in 5...4...3...2...1...0
funnynesh 10
That sucks OP…
RussianFox 13
That's why it's on FML.
CockAsian 14
If I had a dollar for every time I saw this comment. I'd been a rich man.
Cml3996 12
There's your random act of kindness for the day!
chubby_choco 17
Odd how random acts of kindness never happen to the people who deserve them.
kofeinisti 6
You spent 60 bucks on candy? WTF.
RoseTintMyWorld 8
I have to agree. I've always thought that personalized M&Ms were a little pricey. But it's still a nice gift idea if money isn't an issue.
YourBuddyElmo 5
Don't hate because you don't think that special someone in your life is worth $60...
EffinToofer 3
I would spend the money on something that will last longer than M and M's. That's just me.
EffinToofer 3
This is why America is fat and broke. OP could have gotten a nice bracelet or necklace for sixty bucks. That would have made a longer lasting memory and could have been something to pass down to future children. Obviously OP isn't rich or they would not have to complain about losing the money on FML. They didn't deserve to have their things stolen at all, I'm just stating my own opinion- that 60 dollars is a lot for M and M's.
angrymexican 8
Where do you buy a bracelet for $60?
downtime 13
113, Why would they buy a "nice bracelet" if that's not what they wanted? You could have put money toward getting yourself an education so you wouldn't make such idiotic statements but instead you got a device that helps you connect to the internet. In my mind you made the wrong decision. Isn't it helpful to know what I think of your purchasing choices? I'm glad you agree.
EffinToofer 3
Just explaining why I agree with 5 and 17. And I was assuming the OP was just buying a random gift. And this website is all about opinions, guy. Calm down. You've never met me and assume I'm an idiot just because I don't share your opinion.
downtime 13
Congratulations on having an opinion. Sadly though, having an opinion doesn't suddenly make you immune to judgements from others. I know, shocking. Deal with it.
emvictoria 9
Don't stress :) tell your partner what you had planned to do! I'm sure they would be thankful that you actually got them something and made it so special.
marinus_fml 20
Since when do you buy your parents items for valentines day?
xStaciexLynnx 15
Derp. Reading fail, 49.
marinus_fml 20
Thanks for clearing that up 51, I guess it's because she referred to her partner as "they" and "them", which made me subconsciously read partner :p she could have just said "him"
ProhibitionRose 14
She didn't use the words "they" or "them" to refer to her partner.
marinus_fml 20
Uhhh, #6 actually did...
RedPillSucks 33
Sometimes they is used as a generic singular. It's obscure.
emvictoria 9
I didn't say him because this girl could be dating a girl..
palahniukpaul 6
At least It made someone happy:)
chili_is_good 0
De ja vu...
JMTS 0
You look pretty happy!
ProhibitionRose 14
He looks pretty happy in a very creepy sort of way. Imagine awakening to that face just staring at you... I'd shit myself out of fear.
MeeshaMeeshaPup 8
Your face kinda scares me....
infaith 5
lol Devine body pic was under this dude and it looked like this persons face was devins
Devin91 20
In a long time from now you'll look back at this and laugh
RussianFox 13
I don't see the humor in having an expensive Valentines gift stolen.
pippa08 0
dude customized M&Ms?? that is AWESOME!! Your a legend xD
unagi_fml 9
That's what the guy who stole your package said!
dayzz1 10
That sucks OP I feel sorry for you!