Today, I had a package stolen from my porch. It was a shipment of customized M&M's for a Valentine's gift. I spent $60 for someone else to eat "I love you" messages. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, someone stole a package off my doorstep. Too bad, it was the video doorbell to prevent my packages from being stolen. FML
Today, I received an email from a shipping company telling me they had dropped off a package of expensive electronics at the front door. Too bad someone stole it before I made it to the door. FML
Today, a couple of packages were stolen from our apartment doorstep shortly after being delivered. A little while later, the thief brought the torn packaging back and left them at the bottom of our stairs. FML
Today, I received a text saying that a package had just been delivered to the house. By the time I reached the front door, it had been stolen. FML
Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M&M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML
Today, after a stressful shift at work, I bought three bags of candy to hand out to trick-or-treaters tonight. I didn’t realize until I got home that one bag had a hole in it, and there were three empty M&M wrappers inside. My grocery store sucks. FML
Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML
Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML
Today, I went out to buy my wife some flowers and a chocolate bar that I overhead she liked the other day. On the way home, I was complimented on the bouquet I chose and feeling pretty good about myself. When I got home it turned out I got the wrong kind of flowers and the wrong percent of dark chocolate. FML
Today, I got a notification that a package had been delivered. I opened my door and saw it on at doorstep. I was expecting one, so I grabbed and opened it, then realized it wasn’t mine, but my neighbor’s. I had to awkwardly re-tape it, then sneak over and leave the disturbing contents of the box on their porch before they noticed. FML
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TheGothGamerGirl 20
It's the thought that counts. ;)
thinkPlNK 0
those Eminem's should have only cost you 50 cent. but because they cost you $60, that's Ludacris!
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Comments (161)
Nashiq 8
Used to happen to me all the time when I lived in an apartment complex. People are not respectful.
marissarenee0225 0
Call the company that delievered the package. If you never recieved it they jave to do an investigation on you and contact the m&m place and they should refund your money. Something similar just happened to me
SaMmIMonster96 6
MmmmmmMMMM!!!!!!!!! M&Ms!! I love those amazing bite sized candy coated chocolates!! :) sucks for you OP
StromyG2 10
I agree, your life sucks. But not because they were stolen, but because you paid $60 for M&Ms
ilove80smetal 8
I'm sorry but who spends that much on custom MnM's? Are you stupid?
THE_A_TEEN 28
Because that's the sales price set by the company? What were you expecting it to be? A couple of bucks and not make a flippin' profit? I believe you're the stupid one...
ilove80smetal 8
No no I'm just implying that he could have gotten something better than custom MnM's that will last what, a few days,when he could have bought something else like oh I dunno, jewelry, flowers etc... Don't get me wrong, chocolates are awesome and I understand about the profit, I'm just simply saying that in my opinion, it was a waste of 60 bucks for 2 reasons. 1) it was stolen and (2) it was a present to give temporary satisfaction. And I resent being called stupid for an opinion.
mavericks 6
What low life steals someone's mail
AngelicaBianca 0
I know I bought m&ms for my boyfriend
rillastyle 1
Brilliant idea
br0ccoli 15
They cost that much?!? Hope it turns up somewhere...uneaten
fallingapart777 7
If this person does eat them all, just think. They're probably gonna gain some weight from eating them, and 60$ worth of chocolate, means they're gonna spend most of the next few days having problems with their shit. 'Cause if they're that much of an asshole to steal stuff from a porch, then they're probably shitbrained enough to eat it all at once. KARMA