Today, I had a package stolen from my porch. It was a shipment of customized M&M's for a Valentine's gift. I spent $60 for someone else to eat "I love you" messages. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, someone stole a package off my doorstep. Too bad, it was the video doorbell to prevent my packages from being stolen. FML
Today, I received an email from a shipping company telling me they had dropped off a package of expensive electronics at the front door. Too bad someone stole it before I made it to the door. FML
Today, a couple of packages were stolen from our apartment doorstep shortly after being delivered. A little while later, the thief brought the torn packaging back and left them at the bottom of our stairs. FML
Today, I received a text saying that a package had just been delivered to the house. By the time I reached the front door, it had been stolen. FML
Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M&M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML
Today, after a stressful shift at work, I bought three bags of candy to hand out to trick-or-treaters tonight. I didn’t realize until I got home that one bag had a hole in it, and there were three empty M&M wrappers inside. My grocery store sucks. FML
Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML
Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML
Today, I went out to buy my wife some flowers and a chocolate bar that I overhead she liked the other day. On the way home, I was complimented on the bouquet I chose and feeling pretty good about myself. When I got home it turned out I got the wrong kind of flowers and the wrong percent of dark chocolate. FML
Today, I got a notification that a package had been delivered. I opened my door and saw it on at doorstep. I was expecting one, so I grabbed and opened it, then realized it wasn’t mine, but my neighbor’s. I had to awkwardly re-tape it, then sneak over and leave the disturbing contents of the box on their porch before they noticed. FML
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TheGothGamerGirl 20
It's the thought that counts. ;)
thinkPlNK 0
those Eminem's should have only cost you 50 cent. but because they cost you $60, that's Ludacris!
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Comments (161)
micahsmommy 13
Blame it on the Super Bowl commercial. It made them impossible to resist. Naked or covered in I love yous.
RedPillSucks 33
Sorry. The UPS man rang the door bell several times while walking away, but you were too busy trying to get your baby to sleep to notice.
batummshakalaka 1
Boooo! That sucks! What a thoughtful idea of customized m&m's. Karma will get that person!!!
loserman67 36
Sorry OP (crunch, munch) but as the saying goes, it's the thought that counts (crunch, crunch) besides they printed most of them wrong anyway (crunch) there were a lot of W's in the box.... Ooops, did I just tip my hand?
becka25 1
let's be honest op ydi for spending $60 on sweets
Bobissmall 13
That BS and you know it. You can spend your money however you damn want, without deserving to have it stolen.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Let's be honest, you sound like a very cheap douche. 1) Someone's use of his money is none of your conern. 2) Thieves steal packages whenever there is an opportunity. It's really something that's not deserving. 3) If it's for Valentines Day, then it's foe someone important in his life. When was the last time you spend money on something special for someone? 4) Use punctuation. Dick...
THE_A_TEEN 28
*for
xStaciexLynnx 15
If someone spent $60 on me for valentines day I wouldn't want it to be on M&Ms though...
rubberduckie94 13
Ok A Teen I know, we all know it was nice of the op to buy the M&Ms for there sweetie, but like with many fml you seem to be taking this so personal. From people's pespective where almost everyone is struggling to pay bills, sixty dollars of customized M&Ms (ESP since lets face, it said something as generic as I love you, can't you buy those in stores this time of year anyway) does seem excessive to a lot of us. Yes, it's ops money he can do with it what he wants, i think he was crazy for spending that much money, but at the same time i do feel bad for him. Relax ATeen this is supposed to be a fun sight, it seems like so many things get in your craw. Though in all honesty FML without you going on your tears just would not be the same so carry on with your emo self.
rubberduckie94 13
*their
rogueokami 11
Yeah I'd complain about UPS and see if they can either get you a reimbursement of your money, or have the product re-shipped. Damn ppl suck =
warfare32 9
thats a lot of money for a decent sized bag of M&M's. Nice job on being willing to spend money on the one you loved, sucks it got stolen =/
jellitonoctopus 19
Oh those are cool! I made some for my boyfriend! Extremely pricey :/
Morgannnnuhhh 1
Someone's not getting laid.
arvale8802 1
Maybe there's still time to order another one?