Today, Dell's tech support called to tell me that the laptop I sent to them was going to cost an extra $300 to fix, because of the shattered screen. When I mailed my laptop to them, the touchpad wasn't working. The screen was fine. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got my laptop back after sending it to Dell to repair water damage after a night of partying. Dell returned my computer unrepaired, saying it was unfixable. When I called to ask why they couldn't fix it, they told me it was a biohazard. Someone got drunk and pissed on my laptop. FML
Today, I got my phone back after bringing it in to get a crack in the screen repaired. The crack is fixed, but now the touch screen doesn't work and it won't connect to the Internet. I essentially paid to have my phone broken even more. FML
Today, I got my laptop back after waiting weeks for it to be fixed. It turns out that they didn't fix it; they dusted it off, held it for a few days, and sent it back. FML
Bob the Builder
Today, I was feeling pretty proud of myself for building an Ikea shelf/dresser combo completely by myself. When going to put the last drawer together, I dropped one of the boards. The corner landed perfectly in the middle of my phone screen, shattering it. It's going to cost $230 to fix it. FML
Today, I got a new laptop for Christmas. The picture on the box showed a woman balancing it on one finger to show how light it was, so I tried it myself. I dropped my laptop, breaking the hard drive and putting a massive crack down the screen. FML
Today, I finally got my laptop back after my friend broke it a few weeks ago. As I walked back into our place with my laptop in my bag, the same friend burst out and tackled me. My bag fell and slammed into the floor. Guess who has to pay for another repair. FML
Today, I stepped on the MacBook Air I purchased 4 days ago. The screen snapped in two, and I didn't buy insurance because I promised myself I would be "extra careful." $3500 well spent. FML
Today, after five months of working overtime and doing my own repairs around the house, such as patching my own roof to save money, I walk into my home office. I find my $2500, week old, top of the line laptop won't turn on because it's drenched in water. Apparently there's a leak in the roof. FML
A tale as old as… well, 2007?
Today, I got my phone fixed after the screen had been shattered for four months straight. Then, the moment they handed it to me, it fell straight to the floor and shattered. Again. FML
Today, my brother yelled at me, calling me a "no-good fucking whore", because I couldn't fix his laptop. The same laptop he threw on the floor after screaming "FUCKING HEAL MEEE!" at his game. As ever, my parents took his side, refusing to believe that I can't fix a cracked monitor. FML
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mikezz22 4
ouch, ship with fedex?
Sienna420 4
So many things wrong with Dell. I think I'll add this to my list of reasons.
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mikezz22 4
ouch, ship with fedex?
Pentium_4 27
that is sad...being a computer nerd that fixes computer DAILY, a screen costs no more than $60, and a touchpad $15. Dell's are actually designed well, so it'd take an hour to replace both. i feel sorry for you OP, cause you don't know someone nearby like me ;)
moop256 10
Ouch I suppose you didn't extend the warranty?
tjv3 10
I hope you sent it insured. Also Dell support has gone down hill. I have purchased over 175,000.00$ worth of equipment for my company and the service I get is sub par to say the least
Pelreskovich 11
Yeah use FedEx so they can just toss your package over a fence.. Refer to video.
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Ups got caught doing it too..
bri1215 7
i saw that video! Fedex and UPS both suck
Fruitmonster2 15
Eh, I'd take that than getting said package lost on a stranded island with some guy and a volleyball. :3
SmallBean 12
27, Usually a decent screen would be MINIMUM $60. Not "no more then 60" as you said. Anything cheaper than that would most likely be of very poor quality and you would end up having to get another screen within a year. By the way, I've replaced screens on many dells (as well as other brands) and considering all my practice, it usually takes no more than half an hour to fully replace a screen.
SmallBean 12
(Continued) Touch pads are relatively easy to replace and would take no more than 10 minutes.
Pentium_4 27
yeah i agree. i guess i have to consider that not everyone has hookups like i do...i get screens for around $45
Mirequetz 6
Dell is the worst kind of laptop/computer you can get. Within 3 days, mine started leaking fluid from the monitor. When I called them, they told me it was the shippers fault, when I called the shipper, they said it was Dells fault. I called Dells customer service line and was basically told to go **** myself. $1200 down the drain.
MerrikBarbarian 9
Dell used to be good. Now they are as cheap as the rest of them. Acer is a crap shoot, and hp is a bundle of shit. So is compaq now hp owns them. A shame since compaq used to be awesome. My 486 from them survived so much crap I threw at it.. Still runs too! Now apple is the only good computer, unless you want to shell out for Alienware. :/ leaking fluid though? That is absolutely a manufacturing error. The old dell would of replaced it no issue.
Pentium_4 27
MSI makes solid laptops
wriptidez 0
was the package insured
ILEIKGURLS 0
If it was, would he be writing an FML?
mark5723 0
63 I'm giving u an upvote for your comment and picture
Pentium_4 27
because mac's have invincible screens -.- i bet if it was a Mac screen that broke, it would cost $700 to fix instead of $300
SoccerForTheWin 5
Always take a picture before you send it for proof
ClassyCommando 13
Dammit, 2, has FML declared war on question marks??????
FiestaInMyPants 8
No, it actually looks more like you stole theirs. :P
MerrikBarbarian 9
Dunno who you were replying to about Mac screens but I will say this much... They cost more, but it's worth it for the customer service! Apple has done free estimates for hardware issues, replaced a computer outside of the exchange period because they felt it was defective, and even tried to find me freeware to replace a program I needed that wouldn't run on lion. I've delt with other companies for years and apple is absolutely #1 in service.
dmmcintyre3 8
I replaced a Mac screen for less than $100
NeatNit 33
All companies give ass service outside of USA and their respective countries (if different). **** everyone.
Sienna420 4
So many things wrong with Dell. I think I'll add this to my list of reasons.
mattorama 15
It's Dell's fault that shipping companies hire unskilled labor that doesn't care what's in your package?
ThatGuyRory 9
11- I didn't realise you needed skills to work in shipping companies.
freakinglaugher 10
It takes a bloody lot of skill. Santa doesn't get employ of the month for December by slacking off.
shift_love 13
Shoulda bought a Mac...
SmallBean 12
I personally prefer HP and Lenovo.
Jenmaree 9
Seconded. I will never buy Dell again.
Jenmaree 9
Seconded. I will never buy Dell again.
WALLOOP 6
damn shipping companies have no respect for they're customers
CultureChic 14
*their ... -_-
oneontheway 0
They really don't I worked for DHL for 4 years it is awful what get done to the packages! Kicked, dropped, smashed, shredded!!!!
Pentium_4 27
100 - HP does make nice computers, but they're a NIGHTMARE to work on (their laptops) they make it difficult so that you'll send it in to them to fix
DKjazz 20
"[They] have no respect, for they are customers." Ever waited tables?
tmoneysly 7
More like shit out of luck
WCARlover 35
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That's why you should get a Mac:)
WCARlover 35
Okay I see there are Mac haters here :p apple has always been good to me, thats all I'm saying
dumboears 8
I bet all you use it for is Facebook.
BryVOOD 0
Its a shipping problem. Apple charges for cracked screens too. I sent my iPhone in because the lock button stopped working and they said if there was water damage or the screen was cracked there would be a $649 charge. It's not mac haters. Its mac fanboy haters
WCARlover 35
That's true 25 and 26 that's not true so stop just assuming things...not all teenage girls are Facebook robots
koolkat27 13
26- that's not all I use it for! I also use it for YouTube.
Pentium_4 27
not a fan of paying $2000 for the same specs i could build for $400. since you're going to hate me for saying that, we came as roman's kicks ass and they are something fierce (true story)
AmbrosiaWriter 17
@56/Pentium - I was about to reply saying the exact same thing. I'm also not a fan of the super proprietariness where if I want ONE thing upgraded I have to go out and buy a whole new set up. The kind of Mac fanboys I hate? "Oh, I don't need a Mac, I just like how they look better, I could NEVER get a PC again." Me: ...seriously? You're going to drop hundreds if not thousands of dollars more on a set up just because it's white with soft corners? Weren't you the girl laughing and scoffing at women who buy Coach bags? If you want a Mac, go for it, just don't try to convince someone who actually knows a few things about computers that they are an amazing deal or worth the money dropped on it.
HetaliaFreak 10
-28 And ****, can't forget ****.
thewife5 19
#25.. Bummer. I cracked the hell out of my screen and went to get it repaired.. They did it for free. They've also replaced 3 of my kids iPods.. Due to things like cracked screens and such. Love that company and all their products.
ExpertOfDerps 4
6 - I don't get why some people want to spend over $1000 for a machine whose specs are nowhere near where they should be for that price, and can do the exact same things as a PC. Even less.
Almighty_Chris97 6
Alienware FTW!!
ShroomsOnAcid 17
There's always someone saying that anytime anyone has any problem with any PC. People seem to be forgetting that unlike Macs, they're not all made the same. "Shouldn't have gotten a Dell" is the only thing that applies here. As for myself, HP makes my favorite computers.
astralvagan 20
If Mac would ever release their architecture technology, they could make so much more money by having independent repair shops..... But since they are anal, they will never be what Steve Jobs hoped they would be
trollfaced 2
66, macs are good for watching ****, they're almost impossible to keylog/RAT
GovernorGeneral 8
But macs are hella expensive. I cant afford A mac. :(
ExpertOfDerps 4
112 - You can afford a $600 PC laptop that can do more than a Mac can, though.
firedraik 0
I personally much prefer the Mac software. PC software seems so unnecessarily more difficult than it needs to be at times. I generally waste more time troubleshooting programs and the computer than using it. Mac, if there's a problem, easily fixed most of the time. And best support. So to me, the money's worth it. Thats me, I ain't trying to convince anyone.
Shadow_Phantom 26
I use mine for WoW. Better than the Windows machine that kept blue screening, or the one that would run it at 15 fps...
ExpertOfDerps 4
145 - Operating systems aren't the reason why a computer will run a game at a low frame rate. The actual specs of the computer determine whether a game runs like crap or not.
j_cat187 20
#67 Yay for **** and with an iPod I don't get viruses.
ExpertOfDerps 4
166 - Fanboyism at its' worst...We're talking about Macs & PC's. iPods are mobile devices and can't be compared to personal computers.
Jakesterk96 8
Try best buy next time.
coried91 28
I'd rather go through dell. Bestbuy charges insane prices and they would also ship it to dell... Been there done that. Not worth it. Sorry that happens OP!
Pentium_4 27
best buy does not hesitate to bend you over and violate you royally, with a smile on their face.
DEMACIA_fml 6
I thought your post said 'I'd rather go through hell'. LOLOL
j_cat187 20
Petobear works at best buy? Thanks for the heads up.
KiddNYC1O 22
United broke my laptop?
KiddNYC1O 22
I guess nobody's seen United breaks guitars on YouTube.
ILEIKGURLS 0
I have v
KVKdragon 26
Try using bubble wrap next time (if you can get it). Otherwise, you could have stuffed it with other meaningless filler material.
Yung23 0
Shipwrecked? AHAHAHAHA
j_cat187 20
Your comment pissed me off.