Today, I found out that my dad has been trying to take money out of my savings account to pay for divorce fees and a hammock. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to dig into my savings to help my parents pay for their divorce. FML
Today, my dad asked to borrow some money off me, so I said okay. Later on, he told me he'll be using it to help divorce my mom. I pretty much just helped pay for my parents' divorce. FML
Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are 28,000 dollars in debt and that my bank account has $27.17 in it. They took my money to help pay their debt. FML
Today, my dad had something to tell me. He'd cleaned out my bank account to pay off 38,000 dollars worth of gambling debt. My wedding is in 5 months. FML
Today, my dad came home from Vegas. Today, my college savings account is down by $64,000. FML
Today, my dad screamed at me because I've been "spending too much money". He's been out of a job for 4 months and I've been giving him 300 dollars a month to help pay for bills... and his beer. FML
Today, my father stole the money I'd saved up by working and spent it all gambling. I'd saved it up for a year for a new car. FML
Today, I found out all the money my dad has been saving in the bank for me since birth has all been spent, by my mother who I haven't seen or talked to in about two years. FML
Today, my step dad stole over $400 worth of savings from me. He spent it on alcohol, fireworks, and a very large sombrero. FML
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Top comments
FLASHOOM 0
That shouldn't be a problem unless its not a good hammock
A7X_LoVeee 10
Damn. I'll never understand how parents can steal from their kids or vice versa for that matter.
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Comments (108)
Melofa 7
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haha smart kid :)
DenisV95 2
His/her father was doing it.
Juliaa15 6
I don't understand how the kids smart. Unless you're referring to the father But hey. Gotta do what you gotta do.
BigHoshJosh 0
I can understand why he did that. I mean cmon it's a hammock!
jazziness 12
I think you were talking about a different FML even though the kid wasn't that smart.
gabe2014 0
well he's gonna need a place to sleep after divorce and maybe he likes outdoors :)
bubble25_fml 5
at least u can use the hammock, although I can't say much about the divorce fees... 2 bedrooms maybe? idk, gl in life kid.
smurfsarwales 9
-facepalm-
aardvarkish 17
I'm with 1. The kid is smart for figuring it out. Sounds like it took some investigation.
stoufer12 6
another stupid first comment..
eog314 0
i ******* hate that. happened to my good friend but she got her money back.
USMC_sniper 0
The moral of the story is, you can't trust the system
Badshah29 6
hey da dad spent lots on his kid to get him to grow up and be able to earn. He has every right to get some money back :p
gabstahhh 8
It was 'da dads' responsibility to pay for all the kids necessities growing up...
enonymous 9
Moral of the story... get Macsurance... -Macsurance does not cover acts of god, Mac and cheese stolen by pets
yourlifesfucked 0
Actually, 'da dad' does NOT have a right to take their childs money simply because they take care of them. Parents are legally obligated to take care of their kids, kids hoeever are not obligated to pay for daddy's divorce.
ghostlilac 25
39 - SNL reference? :)
Badshah29 6
say wat u wish, da fact remains dat u owe your life to your dad :P
monzach 5
so OP should get financially screwed over because their dad banged their mom? that makes sense
Badshah29 6
he should help his dad financially cuz dats wat his dad did 4 him. U people r sick
Badshah29 6
u guys say that it was the dads responsibility to provide necessities 4 his kid growing up. Well now its the kid's responsibility to help his old age father
monzach 5
I hardly consider divorce fees and a hammock necessities
monzach 5
and the dad could've asked for some money instead of trying to steal it. plus we don't even know if the dad has financial problems, he might just be stingy
September_fox 2
Obvious troll is obvious. . . and also not very clever or funny.
Comet_Candy 23
70 - I thought it was a The Lonely Island reference. "I Threw it on the Ground", listen to it.
Dr_Amazing 1
Get your own bank account. Problem solved.
A7X_LoVeee 10
Most banks require you to be 18 to have your own. Well at least where I live that's the case. Point is, maybe OP isn't old enough.
thewife5 19
he/she probably does.. notice the word.. tried
Dr_Amazing 1
If he didn't actually get any money, then why is it even here?
FLASHOOM 0
That shouldn't be a problem unless its not a good hammock
xGraycloud 4
^ okay this is off topic but your pic rocks (x
iamtwiggyme 0
I'm gonna need that shirt... Thanks :-)
Belovan 2
What were you going to do with it?
volley4eva1698 0
she was sad because her father spent her savings account money, which she was going to eat as a midnight snack later. I would be pretty depressed too
tencalories 3
actually it only says he tried I hope that asshole didn't get anything
MissMittens 0
yeah did he succeed ??????
AunteyN 4
Probably not something as awesome as buying a hammock
A7X_LoVeee 10
Damn. I'll never understand how parents can steal from their kids or vice versa for that matter.
MrSassypants 34
7 maybe the parent is making a list they did for OP can pay it back when OP is older.
cgchamp89 7
huh? You're saying maybe the parents did things for OP in the past, and OP owes their dad something?
starwarsguy330 0
hes talking about an older fml
MrSassypants 34
46 thank you sweet babuh Geezus! For grammar Nazis I know it's "baby Jesus."
yourshootingstar 4
mrsassypants I always enjoy your comments
afdude87 6
have you ever laid in a hammock? stop being selfish.
chlorinegreen 27
well said
j_cat187 20
mine fell apart. F*CK the sun!!!
smurfsarwales 9
if u don't have sunny days you wudnt be in a hammock any way...
missIrene 6
every one should have a hammock !
omfg_creepers 8
go take money out of his savings account to buy a gun and shot him in his chest area so he dies for the troubles he has given you
TacoDog 0
"Urh, my dad took money off me! Let's take his life off him! HURR DURR!" Seriously, the hell is wrong with you?
leemurcat 5
I think(hope) he's trollin...
omfg_creepers 8
I'm sorry or my inappropriate post, please forgive me
shutupK 0
you are unforgivin
MsSoulReaper 27
Tell him to GTFO your account. He should ask first for the money not just take it.
junz_fml 0
Change the password?
iFizzgig 11
-facepalm-
iFizzgig 11
-facepalm-