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Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53796) - you deserved it (16623)

On 05/05/2009 at 9:11pm - money - by airborne (man) - United States (California)

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That sucks man. I'm sure if you explain to the judge they should drop the ticket or at least the fee partially.

#1 - On 05/06/2009 at 4:15am by shimmyya88

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As much as I hate when people talk on their cell phones while driving, I have to admit that billboard is horribly misleading in that case. I agree, FYL.

#2 - On 05/06/2009 at 4:19am by Leptailurus

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