Not now!

By me_jpg - 13/02/2016 15:43 - United States

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Today, my upstairs neighbor woke me with her sex moans, reminding me how single I'll be on Valentine's. FML
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Whoa this got published haha! Thank you guys, being single is not a bad thing to me, I very much enjoy it in some ways, not so much in others. Hearing someone be intimate with another makes me wish I had that though. Just a thought. Happy valentines!

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MisterEx 28
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Being in a relationship just for the sake of not being single is worse than being single. Being alone is not bad. Being lonely is. Both being single and in a relationship have their ups and downs. Love yourself OP, love yourself and everyone will love you. Everyone. Well except me. I am a hater.

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Sandsh8rk 36
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Being single on Valentine's day isn't the end of the world...

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Sandsh8rk 36
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Being single on Valentine's day isn't the end of the world...

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fakedsincerity 32
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The only good thing about Valentines is all the cheap chocolate the next day. Yaaaay Feb 15th!

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SpyroMello 29
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I feel like February 15th should be a national holiday to celebrate all the singles and cheap chocolate haha ^_^

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Mynamewontfi 40
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Valentine's day is just like any other day, really. But if it really bothers you to be single, go out there and find someone.

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urbanbigfoot 20
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Hey, don't worry OP. I will be spening the day alone as well... with a bottle of jack.

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dannidoll93 24

You never know OP, she could be starting the day with a bit of self-love and wishing she had someone to show her some appreciation. Go say hi! ;)

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Tarlachia 33
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"Uh, hi. I heard you moaning. Can I help you get what you desire?" "Go away creeper!" That's pretty much how I see it going down.

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chuka81 27
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9, you obviously lack the imagination of a porn addict.

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Tarlachia 33
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Trust me, I don't. I also have a wife to fulfill that imagination. Lol

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blazingshot147 19
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If it was me, it'd probably end up like: Me: Uhhh hi, I live downstairs and it seems you've been having a good time recently. May I ask how you do that? Her: Do what? Me: The thing. Her: Thing? Me: Sex. Like how do you have such good weekends? I mean Im just here staying in my house just living alone. Her: Sex? I've been single for a while. Me: Ah, sorry for the misunderstanding. Have a nice day... or night? Just have fun. *Awkwardly walks away*

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chuka81 27
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Send yourself some flowers and chocolate. Take yourself out to a fancy dinner at a nice restaurant. Come home and masturbate. Happy Valentine's.

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8313girl 28

That sounds like a beautiful idea. Too bad I gotta work today. Can't masturbate there lol.

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MisterEx 28
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Being in a relationship just for the sake of not being single is worse than being single. Being alone is not bad. Being lonely is. Both being single and in a relationship have their ups and downs. Love yourself OP, love yourself and everyone will love you. Everyone. Well except me. I am a hater.

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vintageart1994 16

#win

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TheNewGuy03 28
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Valentine's Day is bullshit anyhow, like most holidays. If it's bothering you too much, put some headphones on and blare some music, or if you can't handle it, go have a wank.

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imbedderdenu 23
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better to be single on Vday than a single Mom on Vday with a POS X making your life a living hell.....Just Sayin

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lulinator 40
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Welcome to Pity. Party of one

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JocelynKaulitz 28

I don't even consider it to be Valentine's Day, more like single awareness day for me. Sigh.

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Bluedy 17

Ay, don't even worry about it.

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