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Today, I was very sick, and my boyfriend was taking care of me at his parents' house. I was laying on the couch, innocently watching a movie while he rubbed my feet, when his stepmother came home from work. She freaked out, accused us of having it off on her couch, and kicked me out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28741) - you deserved it (2419)

On 02/24/2010 at 9:18am - misc - by Greymoya (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Why is wrong with her?

#1 - On 02/24/2010 at 2:05pm by IScreamRawr

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FYL, because its never fun to get yelled at when you're sick.
FYL again, because you now have a mean step-mother-in-law.
Congratulations on your marriage.
You're awesome for actually being around on your FML. Not enough people do that. :)

#15 - On 02/24/2010 at 2:29pm by boatkicker

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