Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML
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Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming, "What the fuck?!" FML
Today, the cute boy in my biology class I had been crushing on invited me over to study for a huge test. Once I got to his house, I really had to use the bathroom. I ended ending up taking a huge dump and clogging up his toilet. He had to come plunge it for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I had bad stomach cramps so I asked if I could use the bathroom. After half an hour, I flushed the toilet, it backs up and floods the bathroom. To make things worse, when I opened the door, I slipped on the wet tiles. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
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maskedman 9
so it isn't a myth. girls really do poop. toilet-clogging poops.
FPsLife 5
Everything's bigger in Texas... except the toilets, eh?
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Comments (111)
mini1 0
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Lol YDI for needing to take a huuuuuge dump
xToKeRx420x 0
that sucks monkey balls lmaooo
HotpinkKitties 0
That really does suck lmao
Shystai 0
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This is gross. If I was your man I would make you unclog it with your hand
jculb88 0
apparently? either you did or you didn't.
beachbunn2 0
to all you dumbasses who say you must be fat, skinny anorexic people take ***** just like bigger people do. and ALL girls take *****!!!!!
hunter989 0
no they dont; girls dont poop everyone knows that.
dfos1989 0
lol I Hella flushed the toilet throughout my shit just now
Gumblebum100 0
realllll hot
DzCountingSheep 0
yeah everyone knows girls don't poop. girls don't fart either so stop confusing people. idiot.
jair_lhao 0
this happend to new sep when I kep flushing it kep rising and was about to overflow ahhh lol
silentfog 0
WTF are you saying
inhuman 0
ohhhh, so then it really was ice cream in 2 girls 1 cup. i knew it.
NYChx25 0
eww gross >.< then again we all do it sometimes rite? tht sucks lol
missmurderx 8
that "STINKS". cD
maskedman 9
so it isn't a myth. girls really do poop. toilet-clogging poops.
doink 0
Don't believe her lies. We don't poop. She is just trying to trick you!
Horney4her69 0
shit happens
azreal_13 0
lol #55 and yup my sister dose it all the time
H0TinNYC 1
I woulnt fate your sister.
0p3nl0v3 0
3rdddddd
hehe_oops 2
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ew why didn't you poop at home if you had to go that bad? but still bad luck, that's embarresing :S
Valter 0
you sick ****!!!
shekezim 0
huge logs!
jonny2x4 0
YDI for clogging his terlet with lincoln logs. Someone needs some fiber in their diet.
rider12 0
fake you would of known that you clogged the toilet before you left unless you are a real. dumbass fml is so fake seriously tell real stories don't lie on your arse and make up fake stories
BangOut 2
100% FAKE!!!!! Girls just DO NOT poop!
Cher_GaGa 0
hahaha ur stupid!! if you don't poop you can die! so duuuhh!! the poop can clog up ur intestine and it can burst if it gets too clogged!! soo :P
uxoriouswidow 0
That's what faecal faries are for.
Gumblebum100 0
uhhhh this isn't 1st grade guys girls poop I'm a girl and I know that as a fact!!! an 45 is right you would be dead I'd ya didn't crap!!
Gumblebum100 0
btw when I said guys I meant everyone not just the guys………
x0aka0x 0
less tp