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Today, I was at a family party and everyone was seeing my new glasses for the first time. My 48 year old uncle told me that I look like a hot librarian and then grabbed my ass. He was still sober. FML

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On 12/21/2009 at 2:30pm - misc - by frapples1 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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Whoa, Id get out of there fast. Thats a little creepy haha

#1 - On 12/21/2009 at 5:12pm by Dramaqueen95

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Don't act like you didn't like it. lol

#3 - On 12/21/2009 at 5:15pm by sleephunters

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