Today, I was at a family party and everyone was seeing my new glasses for the first time. My 48 year old uncle told me that I look like a hot librarian and then grabbed my ass. He was still sober. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking home from the store when I saw my uncle. I went over and gave him a surprise hug. He grabbed my ass. He wasn't really my uncle. FML
Today, I went to a family dinner. While waiting to be seated, a guy walked by and I looked to see if he was hot. Then my grandma yelled, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her. Including the guy. And yes, he was hot. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, I decided to hit on a very attractive girl. I guess I was too drunk to remember it was my family reunion. FML
Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML
Today, a drunk dude walked up to me and said, "You're ugly as fuck." His sober friend quickly apologized and explained that he was wasted, before looking me up and down and adding, "Well, not completely, I guess." FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
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Top comments
Dramaqueen95 0
Whoa, Id get out of there fast. Thats a little creepy haha
kushal73 0
creeeeeeeeeeeepy.this just follows the stereotypes about uncles
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Comments (99)
iFruit 0
Raaaaaaaape.
iFruit 0
Don't worry though, every girl has at least one uncle who wants to rape her. Unless she's just that ugly.
Miss_Jeannie 0
I don't find that funny at all.
ruckerpark364 0
incest FTL edit: you should've followed it up with a grabbing of the genatalia
DeathShad0 1
#46, why would she grab her creepy uncle's genitals?
Moemoemoe_fml 0
The only good reason I can think of for it is to squeeze his balls as hard as you can, but still...
Rico5037 0
you shoulda said you had herpes
blakehilli8 0
don't act like you didn't like it... jk jk.
randomguy1517 0
dats called rape. owned.
grrrarrrg2 2
I have to go poopie!
beccartist 1
so many questions...
greeneye_fml 12
Punch him.
OMGFYL93 0
Dude. It's a compliment. Get. Over. It.
maythem 0
u should tell ur dad abut him.otherwise, tell his wifegf if he has one!