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Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML


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On 11/24/2009 at 12:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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YDI, you woke up to yourself farting?! LMFAO

#9 - On 11/24/2009 at 7:47am by Mortanious

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That's what you get for sleeping during class! /nerd

#2 - On 11/24/2009 at 6:05am by _Noon_

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