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Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous co-worker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added the color was fitting perfectly with my acne... I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46852) - you deserved it (3384)

On 08/26/2009 at 1:07pm - misc - by 1nfected (man) - Canada (Quebec)

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What a bitch. You should have said you picked it out with her genital warts in mind.

#6 - On 08/26/2009 at 5:34pm by doubleAbattery

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People can be so immature sometimes...

#3 - On 08/26/2009 at 5:32pm by ashlerywatts

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