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Today, I hung out with my crush for only the second time at his apartment. He was having a party. After a few sips of my green apple smirnoff, I puked up the Chinese food I had eaten earlier all over his new couch in front of him and a bunch of people I didn't know. FML


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On 01/31/2009 at 3:33pm - misc - by helloworld92 - United States (Ohio)

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At least aim for the floor! Dammit, it costs a lot of money to have a couch cleaned professionally.

You seriously owe him like oral sex on demand for a month or something.

#3 - On 02/20/2009 at 7:37pm by Sxooter

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you need to learn to handle your drink!

#1 - On 02/04/2009 at 12:07am by i drink drinks

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