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Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance. It's one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I'm waiting in his driveway with balloons I see his car reverse and go the other direction. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (84270) - you deserved it (18539)

On 03/17/2009 at 4:44pm - misc - by SmileEveryday (woman) - United States (California)

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You brought that upon yourself. Just ask him. Sheesh.

#6 - On 03/17/2009 at 6:26pm by mooncake

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Wow. He's probably not worth it and has a tiny penis.

#3 - On 03/17/2009 at 6:25pm by jorgasm

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