Today, I had to google the definition of transsexual just to know what the hell my friends were talking about. I need to read a book. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after finding out from my psychologist that I have a disability in reading comprehension, I tried to Google how to improve my reading skills. I couldn't understand what any of the articles were saying. FML
Today, I had to use a dictionary before I realized I was being flirted with. FML
Today, a four-year-old said a word that I didn't know the meaning of. I had to look up the definition. FML
Today, I'm dating a trans girl, who is also my best friend. She confessed to me long ago that she was born male, and that wasn't a big deal to me. The problem is that my family is constantly harassing her, because I should have been "with a real girl instead of a monster with severed genitals." FML
Today, I'm a closeted trans man, and I feel terrible every time my family calls me "she" or "girl". Help me, I don't know how to come out. FML
Today, I was staying over at a friend's house for the weekend while the rest of my family goes to Cuba. Her neighbor started hitting on me. As it turns out, "he" was actually born as a "she", and now I'm apparently a transphobic bitch for not being interested. Two more days to go. FML
Today, I finally convinced my mom to read Fight Club. As English isn't her first language, she occasionally asked me to translate some of the words. Her latest question: "What's a dildo?" FML
Today, I had to explain to my mom what an 'LGBT ally' is and that it is entirely possible for a straight cis girl to support the LGBT movement. She thought I was a lesbian because I have rainbow colored and LGBT memorabilia. FML
Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a little while, I noticed that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML
Today, the moment I had been fearing for the past few days arrived: my mom asked me if I knew what a groyper was. I don't know what's worse, that I know what they are, or that trying explain the concept is so convoluted, she now thinks I'm making shit up. FML
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Top comments
Greenteamextreme 16
Knowledge is power!
giselle_is_drunk 17
Did you live under a rock for a few years?
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Comments (74)
Greenteamextreme 16
Knowledge is power!
Rinat_fml 26
OP has been living under a rock.
xSLEEPYxHEADx 22
Or just watch the rocky horror picture show ;)
dannnngthatsux 19
um. No that's 'sweet transvestite ... from Transylvania' A transsexual wants to have a physical change, not just wear the clothes.
c0untblah 4
Yeah..... You need to work on that.
sayyestothedress 24
Well what does it mean? Jk
keiNan_fml 35
reading helps, else google definitely does..
williamlittle 11
You could always go buy yourself a dictionary and read that:)
onlychildFTW 34
Google is more efficient. Anything irrelevant can be ignored.
giselle_is_drunk 17
Did you live under a rock for a few years?
yuzuhere 21
Gasp! Maybe he's Patrick!
gracehi 33
"No, this is Patrick."
nataliewby 25
#16 is this the Krusty Krab?
DogeMan 14
That explains why Patrick Star is so stupid
jamaican1876 4
We have found Patrick.
Jenniesaurus 14
If you'd have just watched Rocky Horror Picture Show this would never have happened!
Psychicgirl17 18
Sweet Transvestite is in that movie not sweet transsexual. But still, it would've given OP a clue.
CaptainWinning 6
But he just a sweet Transvestite From Transexual Transalvania. So it is in the movie. (:
xSLEEPYxHEADx 22
"Don't judge a book by it's coverrrrrr... " (; oh rocky horror is my life.
dannnngthatsux 19
can't be a transvestite and transsexual at once, it's just funny alliteration.
Noah197099 17
There are a lot of things that people never discover, and it is apparently embarrassing is they don't know it at an older age. Be happy that you learned it now rather than later.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
At least, you educated yourself on the topic. Ignorance is only shameful when you do nothing about it.
ninety 25
I don't see anything shameful about not knowing what a transsexual is.
ZoroMiHawk 25
Knowledge is power. The only stupid question is the question that goes unasked.
laden_swallow09 35
No such things as stupid questions, just stupid people.
abraybro 27
At least you educated yourself instead of pretending to know what it means.