Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a bus headed to another city and fell asleep as did everyone else. I must've woken up last, because I half-snorted as I woke up and everybody heard. Now we’re on a coffee break and I can see them all snicker about it outside. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus after a long day. I woke up to the driver nudging me, saying, "End of the line, mate." I had no idea where I was, and it was raining. FML
Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML
Today, I was the weird girl on the city bus who falls asleep then makes a loud, weird noise and wakes herself up. FML
Today, I was on a plane flying home and fell asleep. I woke up to my own snoring and everyone on the plane looking at me. FML
Today, after doing a graveyard shift at work, I took the bus home. I fell asleep on the way and woke up 25 miles away from my bus stop. I took another bus heading back and couldn't stay awake. I then woke up where I started from. FML
Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML
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gracehi 33
I think the question is not what YOU did but what THEY did TO you.
Welshite 40
#11: The words were not randomly capitalized. They were being stressed.
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jpinto1234 2
First comment
gracehi 33
First to down vote you. And definitely not the last, assuming the mods don't delete or moderate your stupid "first" comment first.
gracehi 33
I think the question is not what YOU did but what THEY did TO you.
zBLAKEz 23
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I LIKE to capitalize RANDOM words TOO.
Welshite 40
#11: The words were not randomly capitalized. They were being stressed.
gracehi 33
That's right. My phone either doesn't have an italicize function, or if it does I simply can't figure it out.
JMichael 26
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Sleep molestation. It's a rising crime.
GreatGeak 8
#2 took the words right out of my mouth. ....first thing I'd do is locate a mirror, and hope (soooo much) there was like a mustache or something.
Da_Case_10 8
hahaha
whyusofat 17
Op should check his face. They probably drew on it or something.
fawfulster 11
Or maybe OP was just sleeping funny (weird face and mouth wide open) and everyone took a picture.
blancoing 14
that's the worst
Calaraphea 16
They were probably just laughing at the fact you were asleep.
Bano360 25
That's nothing new in most places, people fall asleep on public transport a lot. I'm betting OP let out a triumphant fart.
alr158 18
Did you eat beans recently? ;)
buddy_J 16
The musical food
dachayke 16
The more you eat, the more you toot
onlychildFTW 34
Never fall asleep in public. Lots of people do weird stuff when they sleep and it can be awkward when you wake up. Though you were probably talking in your sleep most likely.
doodlecloud 27
Train sleeps are like, the best thing ever. Never had anything weird happen before. OP probably just made a small noise or jumped a bit when they woke up, causing people to look round and then smile when they realised what happened.
IndicaPaincakes 28
Mother of God.
Sassie8810 9
Mary?
FucYoCouch 13
Not sure if that was a joke or just a lack of religious knowledge, 56..
_G0D_ 9
I have no mother.
gracehi 33
In Catholic tradition, Jesus was the human incarnation of God, Mary was the mother of Jesus, therefore she is the mother of God. I think I've even heard a Catholic prayer that goes, "Mary, mother of God..."
maggiefox 25
Check your pockets hahaha
adventurousnight 12
I hope you are not one of those people who touch themselves while sleeping.
zandalee 20
Image the shame of being caught with your hands down your pants on a bus!
tbro47 23
I've had that happen before but I woke up suddenly because my own snoring got too loud for my unconscious mind to ignore
Rallred32 20
*subconscious
Kiki242 19
Unconscious. He was sleeping.
RANDALL4801 11
haha so YOU were the guy screaming and laughing in his sleep?! lol