Today, I went to the arcade with my dad, and we decided to try out the hurricane simulator, which blasts 60mph air around in an enclosed space. My dad farted halfway through. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I farted in a public pool and watched in horror as bubbles of death gas floated up beside my son who started calling me the fart monster in front of everyone. FML
Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said, "That was my daughter." FML
Today, feeling melancholic, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML
Today, while sitting on the couch with my husband, I farted quietly. Not a big deal, except it's hot out and our fan was blowing in his face, and it stunk. FML
Today, my dad read that if you pass gas from both ends at the same time it will create a vacuum inside your body and you'll implode. I can't convince him otherwise. FML
Today, my dad thought it would be OK to make sound effects for everything he did, in a public park, with me tagging along behind. FML
Today, I got trapped in a glass elevator at the mall. My father walked right by the elevator, laughed and went into a store. A fireman got me out. FML
Today, my husband and I were at the mall, and decided to have a snack at the food court. As we ate, an obese woman squeezed past our table, butt facing us. Just when her ass-cheeks slid past our heads, she let out a horrific fart that my father would be proud of. FML
Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML
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peve3 12
Now you can say you've also been in a gas chamber simulator.
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
15, I wanted to make you aware that your profile pictute bears some resemblance to Justin Bieber. If I were you, I would change it.
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Comments (90)
sunnyray812 42
I'm sorry, but I'm laughing so hard at this!
SgtAssCheeks 21
That's... sort of the point of this website... thanks for sharing.
KrazieKleo 13
I come here to cry at people's misfortune sometimes...
thomcmoore 23
Wouldn't it just blow it all out?
jojimugo 20
"Enclosed"
thomcmoore 23
"Enclosed" doesn't mean "airtight"
cometkeeper00 3
Actually, if op really meant the definition of enclosed. Airtight is exactly what that means
kaablam 17
The definition of enclosed does not in any way mean airtight, you were reaching.
FindingYujin 26
Must've been a really loud fart.
Andoria 16
I'm thinking OP must have just smelled it during the simulation rather than having heard it with the loud wind and all
Kamon97 23
Hey better loud than silent and deadly
peve3 12
Now you can say you've also been in a gas chamber simulator.
Llama_Face89 34
I feel like such an asshole for laughing so hard at this... XD
el_mermaid 16
shit, you beat me to it
REALAfroninga 11
Hey man my grandpa died in the holocaust!
PenguinBitch 44
Everyone prank call this guy. ^
AnOriginalName 19
Aw shweetz, I've always wanted to try a gas chamber simulator!
oHNoOitszGRAVE 2
Hey its two simulations for the price of one :)
Paco_el_Taco 17
Hey #26 let me guess how he died. Did he fall out of a guard tower?
Fou_Lou 20
But it was probably missing shower heads.
domking1315 20
Go ahead and get ready to be thumbed down bad...
gracehi 33
You were trapped in a shit (fume) storm. That stinks... Literally.
domking1315 20
It didnt work
gracehi 33
YOU don't work, you welfare collectin' ho. :P
captainObviously 15
Very weak
Rainhawk94 27
Fight fire with fire
cakefete2 31
It wasn't the dad's fault, the ride just knocked the uh... wind... out of him.
mollyjynxjax 28
But won't that just light the methane and make everything worse?
broski4 13
The fart should have dispersed rather quickly.
mrlopez 13
Yup. And the resultant dispersed particulates in the air are undetectable by the human nose.
adrianh1090 12
So much corniness on here.
ThomasBombadil 31
Save one up for the car ride home.
zandalee 20
If it had of been the Dad in my family (my husband) it probably would have been a lot more than just one one...
HersheySquirts 17
The car has windows though.
mrlopez 13
Not unless she's the driver. The buttons at her disposal are (1) speed #4 on the air conditioning and (2) child-safety window lock