Today, it was the first dress rehearsal at a community theater. I'm playing a grandma to a bunch of little kids, and the guy who is playing the grandpa wears a fat suit. I put on my costume and one of the kids comes up to me and says, "Are you wearing a fat suit too?" and pokes my stomach. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, everyone commented on how realistic my "fat suit" was. I didn't dress up for Halloween. FML
Today, at a rehearsal, a friend poked me: "My mother is in the orchestra, guess who she is!" I jokingly answer: "Erm…The fat singer?". It was. FML
Today, even though I'm overweight, I was feeling alright about the way I looked in the historical costume I'm required to wear by my job. A little kid came in and asked me if I was having a baby. Guess I don't look as good as I thought. FML
Today, I was trying on a dress at my grandmother's house. When I posed for her, she told me she would expand the waist, because I won't be sucking in the whole time I would be wearing it. The joke's on you Grandma, I've been sucking my stomach in since I was twelve years old. FML
Today, I had to play the role of Superman in a production on stage. They had to stuff my underwear because my 'thing' wasn't big enough. FML
Today, I was cast as beast in my high school's production of Beauty and the Beast. My Grandma's input? "At least they won't need any makeup." FML
Today, it was Halloween, and I was giving candy to kids. When a group of kids who looked like they were around 4 years old came up to me and said, "Hey mister, do you have one of those things that make it look like you are fat under your shirt?" I didn't have one of those, but I lied and said, "Yes." FML
Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML
Today, I showed up on set for a film that I booked a role in weeks ago. At the time of the audition, the script was being rewritten, so today I was so excited and eager to be told what my role would entail. When they handed me the script, my character was described as a fat, ugly, awkward girl. FML
Today, as a joke, my friends and I decided to put me in a dress and makeup, to creep out a friend. I'm a guy. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I so willingly volunteered to wear the dress and the makeup, or the fact that I thought it was comfy and made me look slim. FML
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Top comments
PenguinBitch 44
"Oh my. What fat stomach you have" "Only because it's filled with little kids like you my dear." >:)
ihavenolifehaha 16
Time to start exercising OP!
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Comments (45)
ihavenolifehaha 16
Time to start exercising OP!
Amberosia 10
That's rude.
expectcriticism 13
Only if she takes it that way, otherwise it is a helpful suggestion that would do her well to follow
LadySalazara 6
You need to lose some serious weight.......grandma ;)
ClassyFade 9
Maybe time to hit the gym OP?
ClassyFade 9
Or bitch slap that lil twat
Rababco 29
@16 Exercise is always good for you, it doesn't matter if OP's skinny or fat.
Bilbo_Swaggins 5
fmls like this annoy me. If you think your life is ****** then just eat better and exercise. If you don't want to then you might be fat.
purrypie 9
Either can work just fine! :D
woainishamu 21
Kids and their innocent comments.
kenleybunch 15
Sometimes I feel like they know that they're being total buttheads.
drayloon 50
Kids say the darnedest things
outoftown 27
Time to start acting, OP. "Of course I am! Looks real, doesn't it?"
jazzy_123 20
aww don't take it to heart. Kids are like that. My baby cousin came up to me once and patted my butt and.said to my uncle "daddy what's that??" lol it was cute
PenguinBitch 44
"Oh my. What fat stomach you have" "Only because it's filled with little kids like you my dear." >:)
freckleface221 19
When an adult calls you fat they're full of shit. When a kid calls you fat... you're fat.
trulypar 34
I would have just smiled and said, "nope, it's all me." Kids are just kids, they lack brain filters. Luckily, when they say something like that there's no animosity to it, unlike when people are being rude.
Wizardo 34
Doesn't have to be a negative thing, use it as a wake up call and slowly start moving towards a more healthy lifestyle. I'm surprised you didn't Rio this kid a new one with a razor sharp remark OP, being an FML grandma and all.
badluckalex 23
Nothing to worry about OP! The costume adds 10 pounds!
killinpoptarts 9
I wonder how many costumes OP had on?