Today, it was the first dress rehearsal at a community theater. I'm playing a grandma to a bunch of little kids, and the guy who is playing the grandpa wears a fat suit. I put on my costume and one of the kids comes up to me and says, "Are you wearing a fat suit too?" and pokes my stomach. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, everyone commented on how realistic my "fat suit" was. I didn't dress up for Halloween. FML
Today, at a rehearsal, a friend poked me: "My mother is in the orchestra, guess who she is!" I jokingly answer: "Erm…The fat singer?". It was. FML
Today, even though I'm overweight, I was feeling alright about the way I looked in the historical costume I'm required to wear by my job. A little kid came in and asked me if I was having a baby. Guess I don't look as good as I thought. FML
Today, I was trying on a dress at my grandmother's house. When I posed for her, she told me she would expand the waist, because I won't be sucking in the whole time I would be wearing it. The joke's on you Grandma, I've been sucking my stomach in since I was twelve years old. FML
Today, I had to play the role of Superman in a production on stage. They had to stuff my underwear because my 'thing' wasn't big enough. FML
Today, I was cast as beast in my high school's production of Beauty and the Beast. My Grandma's input? "At least they won't need any makeup." FML
Today, it was Halloween, and I was giving candy to kids. When a group of kids who looked like they were around 4 years old came up to me and said, "Hey mister, do you have one of those things that make it look like you are fat under your shirt?" I didn't have one of those, but I lied and said, "Yes." FML
Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML
Today, I showed up on set for a film that I booked a role in weeks ago. At the time of the audition, the script was being rewritten, so today I was so excited and eager to be told what my role would entail. When they handed me the script, my character was described as a fat, ugly, awkward girl. FML
Today, as a joke, my friends and I decided to put me in a dress and makeup, to creep out a friend. I'm a guy. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I so willingly volunteered to wear the dress and the makeup, or the fact that I thought it was comfy and made me look slim. FML
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Top comments
PenguinBitch 44
"Oh my. What fat stomach you have" "Only because it's filled with little kids like you my dear." >:)
ihavenolifehaha 16
Time to start exercising OP!
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Comments (45)
Headcrab 29
'nah I'm no faker kid. only the real deal for me'
ChristianH39 30
Or he's just too young to realize that is a "dangerous question" and is just being a kid.
it__happens 17
Maybe that's a hint..
oooohmygosh 8
Kids say the darnest things... Might be time for a diet.
worldclassrager 41
Just say yes...but don't let it tear you down a lot of little kids don't really think before they speak...
cometkeeper00 3
lmao, fatass.
nitrog100 21
Well, since you're here, your weight is obviously causing you a certain degree of distress. Hang in there, OP. You'll get where you want to be as long as make the right decisions and work hard.
molliciousj 19
I used to work in a day care and kids would throw the "fat" word around a lot. Kids sometimes just think it's funny to play like that but don't realize what they're doing. I wouldn't take it to heart.
TaliaAmaraS 13
from the mouths of babes, eh?
DeadDaveTheEnemy 13
kids these days say the cutest things am i right they might just be curious though their question doesnt necessarily mean it looks like youve got one on