By Audrey Anna Grace Somers - 12/05/2019 14:00

Today, I was trying on a dress at my grandmother's house. When I posed for her, she told me she would expand the waist, because I won't be sucking in the whole time I would be wearing it. The joke's on you Grandma, I've been sucking my stomach in since I was twelve years old. FML
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That’ll make a big difference


bloopaloop 27

You must have some nice abs! If not, lay off the sweet stuff.

That’ll make a big difference

somehow "losing weight" never occurred to you? weird how people would ignore the easiest solution. That or don't buy clothes that's too tight. But hey, what do I know, FYL right?!

Actually, that totally sounds like the joke's on you. Ever considered losing wrought instead? Alternatively, build some confidence and accept your body.

Habacadavarus 8

An amusing FML, until you get to the comments.