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Today, at the grocery store, an elderly woman asked for help with some tea. I lent her a hand, spending a good twenty minutes reading different labels out loud until she found one she liked. After she was done, she handed me a pamphlet and said, "You're a nice girl. I hope you don't go to hell." FML


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On 02/04/2014 at 1:16am - misc - by Lithiac - United States (Florida)

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She was just looking out for you OP! At least she didn't call you ugly like most FML old people would.

#1 - On 02/04/2014 at 8:48am by girlbye23

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better than the old ladies that damn you to hell and was nice to just give you a pamphlet rather than try to push her beliefs on you.

#3 - On 02/04/2014 at 8:49am by ireply_wlyrics

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