Today, at the grocery store, an elderly woman asked for help with some tea. I lent her a hand, spending a good twenty minutes reading different labels out loud until she found one she liked. After she was done, she handed me a pamphlet and said, "You're a nice girl. I hope you don't go to hell." FML
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Today, at the supermarket, an old lady asked for directions to the produce aisle. Having read way too many stories lately on this very site about awful elderly folks, I was wary, but helped her out. She gave me an awkward hug in thanks, lifting my wallet in the process, as I later found out. FML
Today, I was helping my elderly neighbor carry her groceries into her kitchen. When I finished, she sighed and said, "You're such a sweet girl. It's just a shame about your face." FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, an elderly woman couldn't afford all of her groceries at the checkout so she started to take out a few things. I offered to pay for her groceries; she thanked me and walked out. An onlooker then came up to me and told me that she does it to someone every week. FML
Today, I tried helping an old lady with her groceries. When I asked if she needed help she smiled. When I took one of her bags she yelled. I didn't know she was deaf. FML
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, I asked an elderly customer at my work if she needed help with her groceries. She responded, "I normally would, but I'm afraid you'll eat all the groceries." FML
Today, on my way out of the subway station, I noticed an older woman standing at the bottom of a flight of stairs with a large cart. I went up to her and asked if she needed help getting it up the stairs. She looks me up and down and says, "No, not from you." FML
Today, I was at the mall, when I saw an elderly lady drop her groceries, so I rushed over to help her pick them up. She took one look at me, called me a "Liberal bastard," and shouted for me to get away from her before she called the cops. FML
Today, I felt like doing a good deed, so when I bought something at a store I told the cashier to keep the change. The cashier then panicked and said, “What do I do???” Turns out, I was her first ever customer. FML
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girlbye23 15
She was just looking out for you OP! At least she didn't call you ugly like most FML old people would.
flashback.miss 28
better than the old ladies that damn you to hell and was nice to just give you a pamphlet rather than try to push her beliefs on you.
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EffingAnnoying 7
"There's no fire escape in Hell."
outoftown 26
"No problem, ma'am." Holding up pamphlet, " I recycle."
colton_colton 50
That's better than being told to go to hell!
BagelTheOtaku 25
... what's wrong with that, a religious nut thinks ur nice.
aire101 16
Yeah, that's happened to me several times too. I've heard of people leaving those pamphlets instead of a tip when eating out sometimes too. They seemed to think it was an excellent idea...
Painterlily 8
I had something similar happen. I was walking in the mall and saw a lady looking around like she didnt know where she was. I said "you look lost" and she started in on a spiel about how I was the one who was lost and asked if I had found Jesus and blah de blah, I just smiled and said "I'm a Witch, praise be to Lord Satan" and walked away leaving her in shock lol.
Animeisthebest1 14
At least she didn't tell you that you are going to hell as some more conservative Christians do.
idioticmess 15
same thing happened to me right before or after christmas. its still awkward no matter who you are.
TheMystery13 13
"Miss, I regret to inform you that I am Satan. You have asked for and received my help, and now you are mine. There is no escape. I'll be seeing you."
The_madmax 23
how is this an FML? she was being nice to you lol