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Today, the sewage pipe busted on the side of our house, spew fecal matter and the condoms I recently flushed. My parents now refuse to talk to me, and won't let my girlfriend anywhere near the house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24776) - you deserved it (42497)

On 01/14/2014 at 12:59pm - misc - by ===== (man) - Pakistan (Sindh)

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If you don't have the common sense not to flush a condom, you should not be having sex and running the risk of reproducing

#3 - On 01/14/2014 at 2:41pm by WCARlover

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pity whoever has to clean that up. who told you it was a good idea to flush condoms?

#2 - On 01/14/2014 at 2:40pm by ireply_wlyrics

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