Today, the sewage pipe busted on the side of our house, spew fecal matter and the condoms I recently flushed. My parents now refuse to talk to me, and won't let my girlfriend anywhere near the house. FML
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Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML
Today, the sewers in my town became overloaded. My basement is now filled with other people's poop. FML
Today, a cyclone hit my city. Though everywhere else is flooding, my house is fine. Well, that was until the toilet decided to overflow and regurgitate the entire town's sewerage. So now my only bathroom is covered in sewage, and I can't go anywhere else because of the flooding. FML
Today, I went into my parents' room after spending pretty much all weekend in my their bed while they were out of town. I happened to look out the window, and on the windowsill was a puddle of cat vomit with a condom in it. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I had bad stomach cramps so I asked if I could use the bathroom. After half an hour, I flushed the toilet, it backs up and floods the bathroom. To make things worse, when I opened the door, I slipped on the wet tiles. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had dinner at my boss's house. Just before we were ready to eat, my girlfriend came to me with a desperate look in her eyes. Apparently, she took a dump, clogged the toilet, and it flooded. I took the hit for her, and now my boss thinks I'm a jackass. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, I was cleaning, anticipating my hypercritical in-laws coming to see our new house. Literally 10 minutes before they arrived, sewage backed up the basement drain. My father-in-law spent the entire visit commenting on the smell, and how he couldn’t use the washroom. FML
Today, I came home from my aunt's funeral to find my basement flooded due to a sewer backup. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML
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WCARlover 34
If you don't have the common sense not to flush a condom, you should not be having sex and running the risk of reproducing
flashback.miss 28
pity whoever has to clean that up. who told you it was a good idea to flush condoms?
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Comments (189)
frizz101 22
OP you're a dumb ass. You don't flush condoms, it says so right on the packaging. And it's just common sense not to flush latex.
ViviMage 39
Even latex condoms will block a pipe before they break down. Wrap in the trash next time!! Then the dog eats it, but it was not clogging the pipes at least!
josh7279 7
Why doesn't OP not have the condom sense to not flush them?
yoyo84_fml 4
At least you guys were safe !
Gittoh 21
it is not environment-friendly to flush condoms idiot. There are tons of ways to hide them in the trash!
swick25 22
DUDE you completely deserved this. YOU DO NOT FLUSH CONDOM'S!!!!!!!!
anonymous12586 5
hey, at least your gf isn't pregnant!xD
SnowFlake512 13
Okay so (almost) everybody knows that you're not supposed to flush a condom. It's common sense, same as not flushing a pad! It will clogged up the pipe and then you have what happened to you. So yeah you probably should start throwing them away from now on, that is if your parents ever allow you to see your girlfriend again lol.
Dohnut94 7
...the fact you flushed condoms down the toilet, makes me concerned. Extremely concerned.
kristin_oatmeal 9
the slogan is wrap your tool not your stool!