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Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40179) - you deserved it (3256)

On 10/25/2013 at 1:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

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well thats alarming.

#1 - On 10/25/2013 at 7:31pm by kingbrizo

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Please just install it correctly so it doesn't go off for no reason at 3AM like EVERY OTHER FUCKING CAR ALARM EVER.

#3 - On 10/25/2013 at 7:32pm by DocBastard

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