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yesterday I wased te dise fir ma mom wile se was out, as tey seemed to be piling up . I accidentally sliced ma and wit a knife in te process . After a trip to te ospital, it was revealed se'd been leaving tose dise tere ( to teac dad a lesson . ) mega FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21076) - you deserved it (1810)

On 10/01/2012 at 1:47am - misc - by Prae - United States (Texas)

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I would give my dad the biggest guilt trip.

#5 - On 10/01/2012 at 6:16am by HeyArnold91

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You sound like a very good daughter!
Sorry about your hand OP.

#3 - On 10/01/2012 at 6:12am by zandalee

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