Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML
by Grrr / 07/20/2012 at 3:58am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
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Put your toenail clippings under the covers in his bed!
#1 - On 07/20/2012 at 12:57pm by lonkite101
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You see a toenail, I see an ingredient for the next time he/she has a meal >:)
#6 - On 07/20/2012 at 12:59pm by SkoomaKi
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