Today, my mom reached the lowest point of her midlife crisis. She convinced herself she's psychic and grounded me for something she "knows" I'm going to do. FML
by Coffee Boy / 06/23/2012 at 12:55am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
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Bitches be crazy
#3 - On 06/23/2012 at 8:52am by ThatGenericGuy
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Sounds like "the minority report"
#1 - On 06/23/2012 at 8:51am by malikorslip
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